Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got mistaken for someone important

Donald Trump?

What if CWC played the role of Kevin McCalister in Home Alone? Imagine some of the scenes with CWC instead of Kevin.

Think of Kevin, but fatter:

 

[Innocuous]

What if CWC was in the institution in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if CWC was in the institution in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

It'd be renamed as One Shat on the Cuckoo's Nest and did nothing.

What if a secret video was leaked of Barb spooning Chris?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris started going to conventions again?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris started going to conventions again?

It'd be his own.

 

[Innocuous]

What if a secret video was leaked of Barb spooning Chris?

I don't think anyone would be surprised. That reminds me, I had to undo vandalism last week on the Barb CWCki article. I seriously think it was Chris because it was edited like this: "Chris allegedly revealed in private conversations that Barbara HAS NEVER occasionally spooned with Chris AT ALL"

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got sent back to the stone age?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got sent back to the stone age?

Maybe Chris would finally respect the DANG MALE NEANDERTHALS!

I don't think anyone would be surprised. That reminds me, I had to undo vandalism last week on the Barb CWCki article. I seriously think it was Chris because it was edited like this: "Chris allegedly revealed in private conversations that Barbara HAS NEVER occasionally spooned with Chris AT ALL"

You serious, bro?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris saved the world from a meteor?

 

[Innocuous]

What if Chris saved the world from a meteor?

He still wouldn't find a boyfriend-free girl

 

[Betachu]

He still wouldn't find a boyfriend-free girl

Either that or all the BFGs that try to fuck him are fangirls. UGLY. CRAPPED. FANGIRLS.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris broke into Sega headquarters and threaten to kill the CEO unless they changed Sonic's arms back immediately?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris broke into Sega headquarters and threaten to kill the CEO unless they changed Sonic's arms back immediately?

(Non-blarm) Sonic himself would get so tired he'd burst through a TV and beat-up Chris.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became the mascot for an anti-bullying campaign?

 

[Somar]

anti-bullying campaign?

Don't you mean Anti-trolling campaign?

 

[Apocalypso]

Don't you mean Anti-trolling campaign?

Sure, either way.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris got sent back to the stone age?

He'd have to tell Sonichu everything twice.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris became the mascot for an anti-bullying campaign?

"Good morin'. For less den years, LOLcows and Sonichu fans everywhere from around da world have been witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind: DAMN DIRTY TROLLIN'. No madder were it happenz, dey always gotta be JERKS. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests against trolls. Perhaps it is fate that dey hak into our accounts, send insults to living, breathing creatures in another universe with thoughts and feelings who wouldn't want to be named such dirtay things or spread DIRTAY LIES ABOUT US!!! And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. We are fighting for our right to love, to be true, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, **** *** ***** will no longer be known as only a **** *** ***** , but as today LOLcows and Sonichu fans declared in one vwoice, "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our ANTI-TROLL DAY!!!"

 

[Somar]

What if an Chris controlled an Army of Chris clones and tried to take over the world?

 

[Betachu]

What if an Chris controlled an Army of Chris clones and tried to take over the world?

They'd all think they were the TRUE AND ORIGINAL CWC and mace each other to death. The only one standing is Liquid Chris.