Containment What If?

Seeing as how back then "sexual deviancy" was considered a sign of communism, Chris would be one of the first to be put on trial.
 
Replace any time he bitches about "trolls and cyber-bullies" with "commies and Ruskies" and you have a possible answer.

Plus, he'd use even older and outdated terminology much like he does now, but instead of shit from the 1950's, it be shit from the 1880's.
 
trombonista said:
Bridechu said:
Chris would think that yaoi manga is a realistic portrayal of gay relationships and try to make himself into a uke because that's the passive role.
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FTFY.
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Whoops, thanks for that. It's been a while since I spoke fluent weeaboo and I try to forget.
 
It's a hell of stretch, but what if Chris was still continuing his Love Quest at all of the familiar locations? What if he still frequented the Game Place?
 
It's actually an interesting question what would have happened if he kept going to the PLACe. As the people he knew inexorably grew up and went to college, got jobs, etc, he'd just keep going. Maybe Sonichu would have had a Baron Adulthuon who represents the real world stealing away his joy-boys and gal-pals.
I imagine Snyder would have found some excuse to ban Chris no matter what, just because as Chris got older and creepier it would look worse and worse to let him keep mingling with 12-year-old Pokemon players.
 
I'm confused by your question. Are you asking "what if Chris never acted like a jackass in public?" or "What if Chris just lucked out and every place he ever went was owned/operated by someone with a saintly amount of patience who didn't really give a fuck about losing business?"
 
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I'm confused by your question. Are you asking "what if Chris never acted like a jackass in public?" or "What if Chris just lucked out and every place he ever went was owned/operated by someone with a saintly amount of patience who didn't really give a fuck about losing business?"
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The latter. sorry
 
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somejerk said:
I'm confused by your question. Are you asking "what if Chris never acted like a jackass in public?" or "What if Chris just lucked out and every place he ever went was owned/operated by someone with a saintly amount of patience who didn't really give a fuck about losing business?"
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The latter. sorry
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Thanks for clearing that up. In that case, i think there'd be a few more successors to Megan and TWF. He met Megan at the GAMe PLACe, he met Anna at FSM, He met TWF at some public somesuch.

i guess my answer is: there'd be more pissed off, creeped-out girls roaming the greater-Charlottesville area right now.
 
I have a feeling that instead of getting banned, he would be warned for his questionable behavior and leave, possibly giving a curse shot to the manajerk. I also have a feeling he'd be more like what Anna thinks of him, a goofy clown. He may also be slightly harder to troll.

The October 28th incident would have never happened, because he never would have been banned, so he would still be a virgin with rage. Neither would the Get-Tar attack have happened with 1,000 pounds of sausage subduing him and Bagget arresting him because he would leave when they told him to. His only crime would have been crashing into the back of a car while thinking of a math problem.

He'd probably be a bit different from what he is now.
 
What if Chris became a contestant on a reality TV show, like Big Brother?

Considering he used to believe he was so lucky with contests, I'm surprised we never heard about him trying to get on one of them. Sounds like a win-win for everyone; Chris gets a chance to win money, while we all get to see him videotaped! (Whether or not he would ever have gone for that in the past, I don't think he ever would now.)
 
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I think it's still the same:

1. He would accuse 4chan for being straight just like what ADF did.
2. He would cry about not finding a partner.

His big fat ego.

He would start looking out jobs related to art. If he was rejected, he would whine about it on Facebook. If he was accepted, he would be fired in a week because for him he did not have a schedule for drawing.

He would then look for jobs at fast food restaurants or video game stores.

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Chris would be worse considering the huge debt.

A huge fight between them even before they wanted to take down the trolls.

They will get arrested in minutes because they run slower compared with the cops.

He would be impossible to get trolled, and if Bluespike still trolled him even though he failed a lot of times, we might get another lolcow.
 
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That would require effort, something Chris hates to put forth. Looking at his résumé you can assume that he probably wouldn't get a job anyway.
 
Even if he had a great resume (lol no), his criminal record would hold him back from getting a job, in this day and age where its hard as fuck for anybody to get hired.

I doubt Chris has even been to a job interview. Someone had to pull some strings for him to get the Wendys job, I'm sure.
 
If Chris were to get a job, :snorlax: would have to allow it. Even if :snorlax: allowed it, Chris would have to straighten himself out. Clean himself a warm shower for about three hours, visit the dentist who would put fillings in all of his teeth, groom his hair, fill out applications, and interact with people. Seriously, Chris would really have to work himself if he tries to find a job that he could try to latch on to like when he worked at Wendy's until he got fired. Even if he did get a job, he would have to work, taking breaks when permitted, following the rules and guidelines when working, and not creeping out co-workers and customers/clients.
 
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