Containment What If?

[Betachu]

What if Chris was a school hamster?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a school hamster?

 

[ON 190]

What if Chris posted on SlutHate?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris tried to sell Pokemon to Sega but instead accidentally sold Digimon?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris posted on SlutHate?

He'd only be attacking the DANG DIRTY MALES!

ماذا لو كان كريس عربيا ؟

 

[Somar]

What if Chris tried to fuse a mouse and a hedgehog in an attempt to make his very own Sonichu, but accidentally created a entirely new species all together?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris tried to fuse a mouse and a hedgehog in an attempt to make his very own Sonichu, but accidentally created a entirely new species all together?

Chris: "Greeting, y'all should know me by know, but if yuh don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler the original creator of Sonichu, the electric hedgog Pokemon back on March 17th 2000. I have called y'all here today to present deh next leg of mah series: successfully bridging da road between this world and dah toon world. I present... SONICHUUUUU!!!!
*curtains raise, reveling a blue-armed creature that looks nothing like Sonichu*
Chris: "Now as yuh c-" *"Sonichu" then leaped into the air and started biting Chris's head* "HEY! BAD SON-" *the thing bit a hole in Chris's head, either knocking him out or killing him.*

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if people could buy clones of Chris from the back of a comic book?

 

[AnOminous]

What if people could buy clones of Chris from the back of a comic book?

They'd be called CWC-Monkeys, and there would be pictures of them that looked like they were normal people.

Kids would order them and then wait six weeks for them to come, and be disgusted when the gross creatures that they turned into when you added water looked nothing like the pictures.

Spoiler: But Back in the Stone Age. . .

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[Elaine Benes]

What if Chris started farming kiwis?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris started farming kiwis?

They'd mock him in their language.

 

[normankrasner]

what Chris tried to hold Sega HQ hostage over the blarms?

 

[Kiwi1]

what if Chris and Barb won the lottery?

 

[Betachu]

What if there was an episode of Mythbusters based around proving how Chris couldn't possibly exist as a real living human being?

 

[Apocalypso]

what if Chris and Barb won the lottery?

Blow it all on Legos and lawyers.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris bought a hover car?

 

[Barley]

What if there was an episode of Mythbusters based around proving how Chris couldn't possibly exist as a real living human being?

They'd give up after tons of experiments and they all become crazy, also Jamie would officially confirm his identity as Dr. Eggman.

What if Chris got rid of Barb's entire hoard?

 

[Master Miller]

What if Chris got rid of Barb's entire hoard?

He'd spend a couple of days wonder where his mother went, only to realise that she was part of it.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got turned into a teenager again?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got turned into a teenager again?

He'd become amnesic and believe he got kidnapped by Dark Christian and the Sonichu zord. After killing Barb, he'd return to Manchester only to discover modern technology and be told of his infamy. Unwilling to believe he's a LOLcow, he'd try to wake up. And then get sent to an orphanage, adopted and gets bullied by SUPER JERKS.

What if Zapina appeared in playboy?