What if Chris had been the recipient of a pity fuck and/or pity relationship at a developmentally appropriate age? Like suppose through some turn of events, Chris had a girlfriend and visited the mysterious land of China in high school. Would things be any different for Chris today?
hmmmm let's see:
Scenario A: out of pity, one of the girls pity dated Chris.
Upon Chris requiring a kiss on the first day, the girl discovered, horrifically, how much personal hygiene Chris doesn't care, and puked. Chris nevertheless, cherished the moment and recall it for times to come.
Scenario B: Somehow a girl overcame Chris's DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS and bent duck, and pity fucks Chris.
The second day, Chris proudly declared to everyone in the school that he had straight, passionate sex with the girl, the girl immediately cut all ties with Chris and perhaps even transferred school. Nevertheless, Chris cherished the moment and recall it for years to come
Scenario C: Somehow Chris found a girl who unconditionally love him, is willing to do everything for him and is basically a sex doll come to life
After years of convincing, Chris finally realized the fault of his way, that the main problem of his unsuccess isn't because of others, but his own inability to take criticism, make improvement, and know when to say and when not to say. Chris then proceeds to become an average CAD engineer, formed a family with the girl, raised two lovely children, and lived happily ever after.
Then she awoke by the sound of Christine cutting his taint to "free her vagina"