Containment What If?

Chris does find a cute smoke-free blah blah blah girl and she's willing to date him. However, she's batshit crazy, controlling, and possessive (basically everything in a crazy girlfriend.) Assuming she's real, Would he put up with her out of desperation or would he be finally draw the line and say no.
 
Yeah, he'd be all, "Ok honey whatever you say". He said he wanted to be a house husband, so she will be the bread winner. Honestly this situation would never happen, no nagging wife would get with him, that would be like marrying an 8 year old.
 
I hope this happens tbh. Chris cannot function alone and I would rather him be happy with Anna then see him become homeless and die. I think this scenario could happen though especially after Barb goes the the great horde in the sky.
 
If they did, I could see her saying she's still a lesbian, so she doesn't have to give him hanky panky. I could see Chris saying something like, "yeah I'm a tomgirl, and I married a lesbian". She would let him look at all the porn he wishes too, and have a whole harem of blow up dolls if he wants. The only problem would be laundry, I don't know if Barb was able to teach him how to wash his :briefs:. Chris would end up throwing them in with Anna's best blouse, by accident lol.
 
Re: If Chrus smoked pot

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Tobacky

Chris seems to have an even stronger hatred for cannabis, despite it being hailed as a possible autism treatment.[11] This is evidenced by the fact that, in CWCville, cigarette smokers are only given a US$1,500 fine, but those who simply possess weed are sentenced to Maximum Security Prison, the same place CWCville detains terrorist leaders, as was the fate of Kathleen Nicole Wallace in the Book10Replacement.
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You mean what if Chris smoked oregano? (because he'd get ripped off constantly)
 
Re: If Chrus smoked pot

Cute Anime Girl said:
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Tobacky

Chris seems to have an even stronger hatred for cannabis, despite it being hailed as a possible autism treatment.[11] This is evidenced by the fact that, in CWCville, cigarette smokers are only given a US$1,500 fine, but those who simply possess weed are sentenced to Maximum Security Prison, the same place CWCville detains terrorist leaders, as was the fate of Kathleen Nicole Wallace in the Book10Replacement.
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What happens to Meth heads? The Electric chair?
 
Dreamatorium said:
Kinda doubt it would happen in the first place. I have a feeling that Anna's superficial sympathy and coddling of Chris is just that - superficial. Just an act she puts on although this is rather ambiguous.
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Sincere or not, she'll take it all back if she ever has to actually deal with the consequences of coddling the manchild.
 
lolz. At first I thought security guards would escort him out the minute he walked in, but then I remembered Chris looks nothing like he did when he bothered MLW that last time when he dropped off that drawing.

Chris would grate people's nerves so bad that people would eventually stop going.
 
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