Containment What If?

Planet Fitness has a pizza night (btw...that's the reason I will never get a membership there or take that place seriously).

He'd probably attend those, and then get kicked out due to eye-raping all of the woman. Or he'd grunt too much on one of the machines and set off the Lunk Alarm too many times.
 
Marvin said:
Sakamoto said:
Plus, Chris legally resides there and can't just be tossed out without due process (not that either Barb nor Chris are smart enough to realize that).
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I don't think that's actually the case. I think Barb owns the house. (or it's her name on the mortgage) Chris is in the same position any other adult child would be in.
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In Virginia, a family member who resides in a home and does not have a lease agreement with the owner of the home is considered an "authorized occupant." An authorized occupant may be evicted from the home "upon the giving of reasonable notice" from the owner to the authorized occupant.

I doubt there's any written agreement, but really Chris does pay rent in the percentage of his tugboat that is kept by Barb, which would make him a "tenant".
 
He would go live with Sonichu.

Chris would probably never upload Sonichu to the Internet. His ED page would never be created and he might manage to maintain a friendship with Megan. Chris would still stalk women, and perhaps more aggressively then he used to. And everyone on this forum would probably not have a bizarre obsession with an autistic weirdo who dresses like a woman.
 
Sakamoto said:
In Virginia, a family member who resides in a home and does not have a lease agreement with the owner of the home is considered an "authorized occupant." An authorized occupant may be evicted from the home "upon the giving of reasonable notice" from the owner to the authorized occupant.
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Huh, interesting. I've never heard of anything like that. I don't know if we have anything like that in Maryland, but I could be mistaken.

Sakamoto said:
I doubt there's any written agreement, but really Chris does pay rent in the percentage of his tugboat that is kept by Barb, which would make him a "tenant".
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Well, no, he paid rent to Bob back in the day. Nowadays I think he just handles the bills. But I don't think that would make him a tenant without a rental agreement. And I don't think they had anything that could be considered a rental agreement.
 
Chris said:
I Wish I could go back to 1999 and redo my Senior Year at Manchester RIGHT. I'd date Tiffany with hopeful results...
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He'd get rejected my Tiffany and then act like a complete ass about it, thus losing his precious 'galpals' altogether.
 
Since Chris is kinda lazy to go out, I expect him to keep on whining.
 
I think his behavior would get so bad he'd have to switch high schools. Just a lot more aggressive with his gal-pals as well as more confrontational with men, especially anyone who tried to bully him. Maybe spend more time with Bob and Patty.
 
He might want to try even harder for his English test which he failed.
 
He might try a rock if he got desperate. But I don't think she'd leave him out for too long because he's the only one there to care for her well-being.
 
Given the little effort he's willing to put into anything and his general inability to tell how much something actually weighs (I'm thinking of the twelve-packs of soda: didn't he claim they were fifty pounds each?), I doubt he'd work out long or hard enough to break a sweat, let alone injure himself.
 
okay, lets say that Barb kicked him out (even legally, giving him all due time and process). Chris is an adult and she has the right to do that. what would he do?

well, let's look at Chris's coping/problem solving abilities:

History has proven that he has none. He'll cry for help and that's about it. If help doesn't come, he's screwed. If Barb locked him out he'd start screaming to facebook to do something about it. Whether it be to help him find a place or to call his mother and argue for his return on his behalf. If none of that worked he'd park his ass in a macdonalds and do nothing. he'd still get the tugboat so he wouldn't be broke. I think he'd probably live in the greenhouse or something.

but this above all else: Anna's BS would be to the test. Chris has an income, so he'd be able to pay rent. IF she were really as good a friend as she says, and if Chris really was as sweet and good a person as she claims, then he'd be on his way to Utah to crash.

EDIt: and once again i will point out that he has no coping/problem solving skills because he was "mainstreamed", and therefore was taught absolutely no skills that would be helpful to him in his specific situation. He was treated like any other kid when he clearly wasn't. So he learned no way to cope with life because his life was always going to be different than the average persons life due to his perceptual challenges.

Lady Houligan said:
.Now if the Blob really wanted to play the ultimate bitch card, she should take all his cards from his wallet (debit, credit, bank card, whatever) and then change the locks. Seeing as no one other than her ever checks on OPL, she could keep collecting his tugboat for all the q-sands and Goodwill shopping sprees she ever wanted while he slowly goes feral living behind the first McDonald's he finds.
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I'd really hope Barb isn't that stupid. She's already on probation for assaulting a police officer. If she added identity theft and social-security fraud to that she'd be done*. But who knows? She's already proven that she thinks she should be able to do whatever she wants as long as she "deserves" it.

* you KNOW once Chris whined publicly about how his mom took his cards/tugboat, it would be a foot-race to see which troll contacted the authorities first. Hell, Anna would probably do it.
 
He would be Gray:
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Chris said:
And also, you know what? Another heavy-duty burden I had to take care of, and that I wasn't paid for? When my dog died, a few years ago, she was a sweet dog, I moved, I lifted and carried her doghouse to the site where we buried her. Her doghouse. That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons.
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Apr12n said:
He would be Gray:
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Ugh, that man should be wearing a sports bra so I don't have to look at the bandaged chest of some JERK!
 
CatParty said:
record number of atheists
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If Chris was God, there would probably be a lot of proof of his existence, like the masses of teens and twentysomethings who died sitting in front of their computers (aka troll genocide).
 
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