What is a Kiwi Farmer (to you)?

[rrtyui]

If you asked the average person what they imagine when they hear Kiwi Farmer, they'd probably just say Incel or Neckbeard or something, assuming they know what you're talking about.

Not only does that hurt my fee fees but I also think it's wrong, at least a little. I want to understand what it is the constitutes the archetypal Kiwi Farmer. It can't be political affiliation, I like to think we're at least a little diverse in that respect. It also can't be race, not only are there a couple Asian dudes, there's too many undercover jeets in chronically online places like this, (I KNOW for a fact that there's at least a few of you who are lying about being white but that's another discussion).

I guess what I'm asking is, when you imagine a "Kiwi Farmer" what do you see?

 

[0 0]

The love of my life.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

they'd probably just say Incel or Neckbeard or something

I wish we could see statistics for this, but I wouldn't be surprised if Kiwi Farmers are less likely to be these stereotypes than redditors or other similar communities.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Someone who knows what a horse is but drives a truck anyways.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

Wait....we AREN'T raising flightless New Zealander avians here?

 

[doodoocaca]

A motley crew of ex channers, burned out normal people who heard through word of mouth, CWC weens, gossip-enjoyers, and for some reason a pile of radfems all fucked up together. We share opinions that are not allowed elsewhere and call people faggots with proof of faggotry.

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

What is a kiwi farmer? Let me think for a second, oh, he gets butt naked. He walks down the street winking at freaks, with a 2 liter stuck in his buttcheeks.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Kiwi Farms!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Kiwi Farms!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Kiwi Farms really rocks!

Hot, hard, buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big, bulging cocks ever so hard!
Orgy in the showers at Kiwi Farms!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt!
Like a breed of kiwi wanting to rut!

 

[We Are The Witches]

What do I see if I try to imagine a Kiwifarmer?
(I'm going to be stereotypical, at the end of the day it's people from all backgrounds on a gossip site with some "not-politically correct" takes)

- Fat girl.
- A conservative, christian male.
- Slightly out of shape gamer.
- Eastern european hacker.
- 4channer.
- Occasional Redditor.
- Economics/politics major.
- Undercover furry.

Off the top of my head.

 

[KittyGremlin]

He who embodies the Kiwi-Aryan spirit.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A person who posts on Kiwifarms.

 

[Laburnum]

Just a bunch of anons who like laughing at retards.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I know there is an ungodly amount of brits.

there's too many undercover jeets in chronically online places like this, (I KNOW for a fact that there's at least a few of you who are lying about being white but that's another discussion).

Jeets love to lie about being white any time they can. I've seen them trying to pull this irl for some bizarre reason.

They seethe at us because they ain't us.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of them here trying to 'pass'. They're the troons of races, trying to skinwalk white people.

I guess what I'm asking is, when you imagine a "Kiwi Farmer" what do you see?

Null. Period.

I like to imagine all of you as different Nulls.

Emo!Null

2000's Null!Null

Christian!Null

Hippy!Null

There are a lot of Nulls.

Actually, Kiwi Farms is Null's CWCVille and we're all his Chus

 

[doodoocaca]

What do I see if I try to imagine a Kiwifarmer?
(I'm going to be stereotypical, at the end of the day it's people from all backgrounds on a gossip site with some "not-politically correct" takes)

- Fat girl.
- A conservative, christian male.
- Slightly out of shape gamer.
- Eastern european hacker.
- 4channer.
- Occasional Redditor.
- Economics/politics major.
- Undercover furry.

Off the top of my head.

By your powers combined:

 

[Coelacanth]

A miserable little pile of autism.

 

[The Un-Clit]

A mutant killing member of the Tokyo Gore Police.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Oh, white male in 20's, regular-to-skinny proportions, short-to-no hair, hopefully clean-shaven.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

 

[peachlover669]

A miserable pile of secrets!

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Gay answer: Someone who browses here

Straight answer: Someone who browses here but picked up a hoe and planted a farm to showcase their specific cow to the community.