What is a Kiwi Farmer (to you)?

[Freya]

someone born in either 1975 or 2006 that can't stop thinking about trannies.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

they can only pick three traits on signing up:
actually retarded
old
schizophrenic
gay
drug addict
fat
furry
born after 9/11
has a vendetta
fed
british
redneck
ESL
hyperfocused knowledge
unfunny
dead

 

[Blazeuser56]

A guy who farms kiwi?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

protip:

A Kiwi Farmer is one who has an account and posts on Kiwi Farms.

 

[holykentuckyfriedrice]

this dumbass fucken bird or some shit idek​

 

[Smar Mijou]

What do I see if I try to imagine a Kiwifarmer?
(I'm going to be stereotypical, at the end of the day it's people from all backgrounds on a gossip site with some "not-politically correct" takes)

- Undercover furry.

Off the top of my head

They're not exactly undercover even on here. If they cry hard enough, they occasionally get special privileges of having their threads jannied-up whenever one of their degenerate comrades engages in their usual activities.

 

[Cats]

a very Physically Beautiful and highly successful individual who has his or her life and priorities straightened out as far as the eye can see

 

[Mr Bubbless]

personal diary cuz forums r dead, idgaf about half the niggas here. Imagine wasting ur life giving a fuck about random autistic lowcows

 

[Spud]

If your garden doesn't contain Kiwis you're not a real Kiwi Farmer. Pic related.

 

[PonderosaPete]

they can only pick three traits on signing up:
actually retarded
old
schizophrenic
gay
drug addict
fat
furry
born after 9/11
has a vendetta
fed
british
redneck
ESL
hyperfocused knowledge
unfunny
dead

Shit, I thought you were suppose to click on all of those.

 

[rrtyui]

Emo!Null

2000's Null!Null

Christian!Null

Hippy!Null

There are a lot of Nulls.

All of these have described Null at one point or describe him now.