What is a Ralpha male? - basically we dissect what a ralpha male is

[JackoVerde]

ralph has called himself a ralpha male on occasion, but what is a ralpha male?

Ralpha is a portmanteau of the words Alpha and his last name, Ralph. Male is just the word Male, or a man

since ralph refers to himself as a ralpha male, he's obviously means that if you exhibit the behavioral traits of ethan ralph, you too are a Ralpha Male.

let's look at a few of ralphs traits.

Having at least 3 different drug addictions.
chasing barely legal girls.
being a deadbeat dad
being racist against blacks and jews, but listening to rap music
raging at everyone for minor slights.
making poor financial decisions.
beating your spouse.

what other habits does a Ralpha Male possess, are you too, a ralpha male?

 

[Twinkletard]

add:

- Hypocrite
- Liar
- Two-faced
- Portuguese punching bag.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He's more RalphFemale than RalphaMale at this point. Alpha males don't cry about dead mommy, suicide bait, whine about social media, and pity fish in a pool of retards to fund their lifestyle of sitting on their ass and consuming enough narcotics to kill a horse (heh).

 

[JackoVerde]

Alpha males don't cry about dead mommy, suicide bait, whine about social media, and pity fish in a pool of retards to fund their lifestyle of sitting on their ass and consuming enough narcotics to kill a horse (heh).

maybe Alpha Males don't do those things, but we're talking about Ralpha Males here. totally different thing and we're trying to figure out exactly what that is.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

 

[Preacher ✝]

An internet celebrity, bitch.

 

[BigBootyBoy]

In his recent gay confessions, he called someone a faggot on his stream, only to trail off and with apparent confusion questioned himself: "is he a ralphamale, too?"

 

[JustStopDude]

Has four tits.

 

[NigerianQuaker]

Flexing a Louis Vuitton man bag and other high value fashion items on your confused straight audience

 

[PlaguePuppy]

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Ralphamales flash their electricity fund on stream the night before the power gets cut.

 

[RollerGator]

An ill-made, spiteful little creature full of envy, lust, and low cunning.

 

[timewave0]

I’m going to repeat some of the traits you listed but:

Fat, stupid, belligerent, low class behavior, simultaneously racist and a wigger, alcoholic, pill popper, repeat offender, deadbeat Dad, treats women poorly, gets in fights but always loses, near total absence of rational thought, bad son, uncanny and babyish facial features, unwarranted self importance, etc etc etc

 

[daddykink4 jesus]

A ralphamale is someone who is willing to take any position, but never have any actual convictions, someone who has so many Ls stack up he can spin anything into a win in his own delusional mind, someone who can sleep on stream and then wake up and immediately ask why his dono goal has not been met. Most of all, he is an unstoppable machine that should take an entire bottle of Xanax on stream to prove to everyone how much of a badass he is

 

[Dell Conagher]

@Null is a Ralpha male

 

[thebigdream]

A real Ralphamale is a gentleman who abstains from barbaric acts like fighting, preferring instead to lie on the ground like a gay baby while a roided British man pounds him into the earth, or a Portuguese hooker makes mince meat of his eye.

 

[FiveStarAce]

That fat kid in school that nobody invited to their birthday parties. You knew his home was kinda fucked, but also really couldn't care less because he was that unpleasant to deal with. That's Ralph.

 

[Massacre]

Kang of the Sektur.

 

[fuck whales]

The Ralphamale lifestyle cannot be defined

 

[Beef Elemental]

Ethan, what is best in life?

To crush your xannies, drink half a bottle before noon, and to hear the lamentations of your own children.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It's a fat.