What is a Ralpha male? - basically we dissect what a ralpha male is

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According to Ralph Ralphamale = Faggot
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On the stream yesterday Ethan accused someone in a clip of being a faggot then immediately asked if they where a Ralphamale (then whispered under his breath "I shouldn’t say that")
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In his drunken state we got a view into his unguarded thoughts: faggot=ralphamale

He’s been trying to tell us all along, we just weren’t listening.
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edit sorry to steal but the post was so fitting that it couldnt not be here and i still laugh at inappropriate times thinking about it
 
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I want this entire thread fed to the David Attenborough ai voice bot to be read as the greatest natural documentary ever made.

To be a Ralphamale is to be proud when you got nothing to be proud of. It is somewhat impressive in its stupidity.
 
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What is a Ralphamale? Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets, winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
What is a Ralphamale? He just don't care
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair
'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that
What is a Ralphamale? He drinks like a fish
And then he starts a hollar'n like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights with his best friends
Then he starts with the hollar' again. Fuck!
What is a Ralphamale? A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
 
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The Ralphamale thinks his life looks like this-
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But reality looks like this-
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A Ralphamale is a master of self-delusion and doublethink. He simultaneously believes he's a tough guy while time and time again getting his ass kicked in every fight. He believes he is a rich baller while having to beg for nickels in the gutter just to afford the basics. He believes he is in peak physical condition and hung like a horse, while looking like a sloppy potato on stick legs and wielding a phallus barely bigger than his own pinkie.

In essence, a Ralphamale is the purest form of trailer park trash, distilled in stupidity and bottled in arrogance.
 
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Well, using Seethin Reethan as an example, in order to be a Ralphamale one would have to be so physically weak, unbalanced, and uncoordinated that one would be unable to pose a physical threat to any male over the age of 8, and any female over the age of 11, while still displaying the bellicosity and agression of a man capable of causing damage.
 
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apparently, the ralphamale "aesthetic" also involves wearing white tube socks with velcro sandals.
 
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A Ralpha Male is that kind of guy that makes a fuss and refuses to let a game on monopoly continue because he totally "didn't mean to" throw the dices just yet.
 
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