What is a stupid thing you have on your bucket list?

[Synthwave Obsessed]

I would take care of giant reptiles. There is something primal and really fascinating about animals that haven't changed in millions of years. I dunno. I think reptiles are cool as fuck.

Less dumb: Piloting a jet and going supersonic.

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

Banging my ex's friend....but she hates me lol

 

[Jazz never died!]

Anything before 2009 is. Enterpise and Voyager are mixed but when they are good its great. When its bad it still feels like Star Trek. The new stuff lost the spirit of Trek. All of the good ones are on most streaming services all you have too lose is time, and maybe sadness if you get into it and see what it became.

 

[Mage of Conquest]

Join an office where nap time is optional, if not mandatory.

Alternatively, become CEO and run a successful business where nap time is optional/mandatory.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Put my sex trafficker neighbor into his new woodchipper in Minecraft.

And yes it’s confirmed, I have proof

 

[RussianParasite]

I have always wanted to visit the country of Chad for some reason. There is nothing really there and I will likely be robbed/killed, but I still want to go. Specifically, I want to visit spots where the Toyota War occurred and mock the Libyans for getting their shit kicked in and utterly humiliated by a group of sandy camel riders. One of the factions in that war is literally called GUNT. I don’t know how to explain the hilarity of this war any more to you.

 

[awoo]

dress as a femboy and take dick

 

[Akashic Retard]

I would like to be 7 feet tall

 

[kobebyarlant]

There’s a Chinese restaurant with a small lunch buffet on the Faroe Islands. I want to eat lo mein on a frozen windswept rock on the North Atlantic.

 

[felix el gato]

Be on a reality television show. Lame and common, but I wanna. I love Survivor and am excited for the new season, BB has been weird this year. I also would wanna run a cat sanctuary or cat cafe, there isn’t one in my city yet.. Also kiwis talking about their bucket lists is super cute.

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

Plot up an idea to make some reddit post that would get tens of thousands of upvotes and people gifting me gold or rewards costing real life money just so I could make fun of them all and then delete both the post and my account.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Having a comic or book I'd make/write somehow published would be cool. I also want to pet a tiger like @Tiggie_Tiger does... I want to pet a lot of animals that probably shouldn't be petted tbh.

 

[Tiggie_Tiger]

Having a comic or book I'd make/write somehow published would be cool. I also want to pet a tiger like @Tiggie_Tiger does... I want to pet a lot of animals that probably shouldn't be petted tbh.

OwO someone mentioned me.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

I wanna go to a bumfuck nowhere country people don't usually visit as tourists.

 

[kidsquid]

I've always wanted to go see the Northern Lights. Me and soon to be Mr Squid probably couldn't afford it but we'd love to go on an arctic cruise or go to Japan for our honeymoon.

I suppose coming into a lot of money would be nice too.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Being able to start my own webcomic/manga series and maybe earn some good amount of money with my animu neko drawings UwU

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Get like a bunch of followers. Take a lot of their money on donations for some epic project where i promise the moon and stars. Not do the epic project, not even a little bit so basically i would scam them then tell them they are retards for giving money to ebeggers then retire and eventually rope or something.

Also, on petting tigers, they are all muscle and not very fluffy at all.

 

[Sharkbait]

I want to build and fire a fully functional trebuchet.

 

[Zdzislaw Beksinski]

Get a couple of goats.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

I want to buy a bus