What is it like to be Chris?

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The Lizard Queen

The Lizard Queen

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I'm sure that at some point in time, each of us have wondered what is going on in Chris's head. Some of us have presented insights into his thought process, while others have joked about how dumb he is. His brain is completely broken, but, I think we can all agree that whatever goes on there, it's unlike anything most of us can understand. Honestly, I just can't imagine how it feels to experience the world on his level.

So, this thread is for insights into what it must be like to be Chris.

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What is he feeling as he stares off into the distance like that? Is he conscious of the smell he's generating? Can he even feel the unwashed grease oozing down his skin? When he watches TV or plays a video game, does he feel the same things that I feel, or are they lesser somehow? What is going on behind those haunting eyes? And, could you replicate the experience?

I imagine it being like a constant state of extreme drunkenness. Like, that stupid level of drunk where every idea seems like a good idea, and everything around you feels kind of swimmy, so you have to stare at things for a long time before they make any sense.
But, maybe it's nothing at all like that. What if it's more like being really really high all the time? Maybe his brain is just filled with white noise, or old movie clips... or video game sounds. Maybe it's just complete silence.

How do you imagine it?
 
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Well how would you feel if you were absolutely convinced you were the very peak of feminine perfection, and yet women and small children still ran screaming at the sight of you?
 
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Well how would you feel if you were absolutely convinced you were the very peak of feminine perfection, and yet women and small children still ran screaming at the sight of you?
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Pretty much this. How broken do you think his noggin is to genuinely believe he is an attractive feminine trans woman that will be a dream catch for any luscious lesbian? As stupid as his other thought processes my be regarding the sonichu empire, trolling conspiracies etc etc, nothing comes close to his inability to recognise his own cosmetic shortcomings.
 
The Lizard Queen said:
I'm sure that at some point in time, each of us have wondered what is going on in Chris's head. Some of us have presented insights into his thought process, while others have joked about how dumb he is. His brain is completely broken, but, I think we can all agree that whatever goes on there, it's unlike anything most of us can understand.
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While thinking about it, I thought of your name, Lizard Queen. Lizards are famous for lazing around (the term "Lounge Lizards") and since Chris is the kin-, ahem, QUEEN, of lazing around, he is the TRUE and HONEST Lizard Queen.
 
I imagine it would be like when you can't quite think of the word for something, except that's the majority of the time. I think his largest problem would be his inability to conceptualize anything particularly complicated. He is aware of various words, but he doesn't really get the meaning behind nor inferences attached to them. Add to that a lack of understanding of social cues, empathy & general knowledge and the world is just a confusing mess.
 
The Lizard Queen said:
I'm sure that at some point in time, each of us have wondered what is going on in Chris's head. Some of us have presented insights into his thought process, while others have joked about how dumb he is. His brain is completely broken, but, I think we can all agree that whatever goes on there, it's unlike anything most of us can understand. Honestly, I just can't imagine how it feels to experience the world on his level.

So, this thread is for insights into what it must be like to be Chris.

300px-0782-CWCSpread.JPG

What is he feeling as he stares off into the distance like that? Is he conscious of the smell he's generating? Can he even feel the unwashed grease oozing down his skin? When he watches TV or plays a video game, does he feel the same things that I feel? What is going on behind those haunting eyes? And, could you replicate the experience?

I imagine it being like a constant state of extreme drunkenness. Like, that stupid level of drunk where every idea seems like a good idea, and everything around you feels kind of swimmy, so you have to stare at things for a long time before they make any sense.
But, maybe it's nothing at all like that. What if it's more like being really really high all the time? Maybe his brain is just filled with white noise, or old movie clips... or video game sounds. Maybe it's just complete silence.

How do you imagine it?
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The fuck is wrong with you?
 
What's it like to be him? I'd say it's hell. He's trapped himself in a house with his deranged mother, isn't any closer to learning the ways of the world, and on top of that won't stop shitting his underwear :briefs:

EDIT: That Lovequest doesn't do him a world of good either.
 
The Chandlers are takers. They contribute nothing to the world. They can't even cook for themselves, instead relying on fast food as their primary source of nutrition. He's a fucking man child who plays with toys all day. He shouldn't get the tugboat. He should be forced to suffer.
 
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-learned-how-it-was-to-feel-like-chris-for-a-day.3343/
 
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