What is it like to give birth and is it really so bad?

khammerjam said:
Taking a huge dump feels good.

Morphine feels good.

Therefore giving birth must be one of the best experiences there is. I wish I could give birth. You get free morphine to take a huge dump except it comes out the "wrong" end which must be amusing lol
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I got diamorphine when I was in labour. If you're just getting morphine you're being short changed.
Not many chances in life to get that pure.
 
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khammerjam said:
is diamorphine stronger?

I'm not a junkie so I'm unfamilar with the opiates family.
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Diamorphine is like the good shit more advanced purer pharma version of Heroin. It is around 5 times stronger than Morphine.


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Grab it while you can. Who knows, it might even make childbirth bearable.

But on the whole, no, childbirth isn't painful at all. Women who say it is are mostly attention whores, but let's face it, most women are attention whores anyway, so this is not surprising.

Also, there is a large percentage (about 60/70 percent I believe) of women who are junkies and addicts, and that is the only reason they bother having a little babby in the first place - to score free high grade drugs that they otherwise wouldn't be able to get on the street.

If you know a woman who is pregnant, chances are she has a drug problem as well. Otherwise, why would they bother? It's not like they want to advance the huwhyte race, the selfish cunts. On the odd chance a woman was not some kind of addict before having a kid, they probably will be, after. Because apart from being addicts, most women are weak-willed.

Because, let's face it, what kind of human being would want to carry around a lump like that in their belly for nearly a whole year, then shit it out of their vagene, with their bobs all painful like, and when the time finally comes, then have to spend at least 10 - 16 years bringing the fucker up, feeding it, let alone loving it or nurturing it. Only a mad person would do this. It just doesn't make any sense otherwise. It's a good job that most women are mad, is all I'm saying.

If women weren't so easily led, or easily manipulated, then very few of them would actually drop sprogs and the human race would die out. It's also a good job that most of them are heroin junkies too. [See post above mine for conclusive evidence of this - They are all at it!]

We shouldn't be too hard on them. They can't help it.

But the next time you hear a mother crying out in supposedly excruciating pain on a maternity ward, you should think more "Attention Whore", than "Person in Need".

"Person in need of more drugs", more like.

Women - what they won't do for money, they will do for drugs!



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Apparently genes related to melanin are also related to pain tolerance.
So women with darker eyes are more susceptible to pain.
 
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One of my friends thought was going to die and it actually does kill some people, so there's that.

You can also rip your taint open and become permanently incontinent.
 
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