What is the batting average of @secret watcher?

Billy Beer

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His shtick is to respond to posts with stickers. The guy has made one post since he joined.

Is he a secret insider who knows shit and his agrees/disagrees always line up true

Or is he a helmet-wearing, spastic, retard, mongoliodal window-licker, who only has 1 finger and a hook hand, and thus struggles to type?


When you agree to one of my posts I get a warm fuzzy in my pants and a cold shudder down my spine.
 
80% of the Semper Fidelis ratings I have came from Secret Watcher. I rate this Semper Fidelis.

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EDIT: The prophecy is fulfilled :semperfidelis:
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i didn't read the OP so i'm just going off the title and i don't have the time to waste so i'm just gonna get right to it with my very accurate and important opinion which i will share with you right now in regards to the question of what is the batting average of @secret watcher and i can say with no shortage of confidence since i have been best friends with @secret watcher since grade school oh what a time we had when we would play merrily in the hilly brush and chase rabbits and look at clouds and then that one time we found a cave and explored it and it inspired @secret watcher so much that @secret watcher went home and programmed the first seven zelda games and i'm getting off topic we were talking about batting average and i'm going to be honest with you i don't even think @secret watcher plays all that much baseball.
 
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