What is the batting average of @secret watcher?

[Billy Beer]

His shtick is to respond to posts with stickers. The guy has made one post since he joined.

Is he a secret insider who knows shit and his agrees/disagrees always line up true

Or is he a helmet-wearing, spastic, retard, mongoliodal window-licker, who only has 1 finger and a hook hand, and thus struggles to type?

Spoiler: Secret watcher

When you agree to one of my posts I get a warm fuzzy in my pants and a cold shudder down my spine.

 

[Pee Cola]

@secret watcher's batting average is 99.94

 

[MasterDisaster]

@secret watcher is a blight upon humanity, a killer of men and a damn fine omelette chef.
7/10.

 

[Gin-san]

I have it on pretty good authority that secret watcher is actually former baseball player Bobby Bonilla. So his career batting average is .279. That's pretty good and he gets to collect $1.19 million from the Mets every year until 2035. Lucky guy.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

lol who cares about stickers hahaha whoever cares about that is a weak minded faggot.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

A failed trans gimmick that gets mad over stickers.
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If you don't like being negrated then turn rating notifications off.

Personally, I like @secret watcher because he shows us all that people take KF far too seriously. This is a shitposting forum that was set up so we could talk about a fat, autistic, troon. If you're getting MATI at a lurker who literally sits around, browses the forum, and gives stickers to posts based on what he thinks of them like everyone else on this forum, then you should probably go touch grass.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

I don't get the point of starting threads about other users. Is it just to say "Hey! Look how autistic this person is! LOL"?

Let people post however they want, and the hive mind (no, not the user, the gestalt of KiwiFarms) will determine if their content is based or deviant/islamic/retarded/etc...

If the guy wants to operate in read only mode, more power to him. I don't think there is a "right" way to interact at KiwiFarms (except not to be a -cow or Tom Tooter, degenerate piece of trash.)

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I don't get the point of starting threads about other users. Is it just to say "Hey! Look how autistic this person is. LOL"?

Because it's funny talk about Secret Watcher who never posts, but still leaves stickers in every thread.

 

[Billy Beer]

I don't get the point of starting threads about other users. Is it just to say "Hey! Look how autistic this person is! LOL"?

Let people post however they want, and the hive mind (no, not the user, the gestalt of KiwiFarms) will determine if their content is based or deviant/islamic/retarded/etc...

If the guy wants to operate in read only mode, more power to him. I don't think there is a "right" way to interact at KiwiFarms (except not to be a -cow or Tom Tooter, degenerate piece of trash.)

The point of the thread was to see if secret watcher is a hidden genius, or a monitor-licking autist?

Stickers don't matter but seems as the guy doesn't post, what direction do his thoughts flow? Does he like posts because he agrees or because he knows that this post is correct?

If nothing else, it gives him a pat on the back to keep doing his shtick which we all live.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

The point of the thread was to see if secret watcher is a hidden genius, or a monitor-licking autist?

Stickers don't matter but seems as the guy doesn't post, what direction do his thoughts flow? Does he like posts because he agrees or because he knows that this post is correct?

If nothing else, it gives him a pat on the back to keep doing his shtick which we all live.

Interesting. I look forward to the results then, Chairman Yang. Zakharov out.

 

[Abbystrans]

If you don't like being negrated then turn rating notifications off.

Personally, I like @secret watcher because he shows us all that people take KF far too seriously. This is a shitposting forum that was set up so we could talk about a fat, autistic, troon. If you're getting MATI at a lurker who literally sits around, browses the forum, and gives stickers to posts based on what he thinks of them like everyone else on this forum, then you should probably go touch grass.

I don't care about neg-rates. I negged the watcher and the tard tipped his fedoras at my general direction. Be a gimmick but don't be what you mock. Besides it's just a sock from a regular user that created it after losing their sticker privileges.

 

[AssDust]

an autistic fag who goes to bed at 5am, probably homeless, and only uses his phone.

age? probably 25.

 

[Gone Ham]

an autistic fag who goes to bed at 5am, probably homeless, and only uses his phone.

age? probably 25.

Lol calm down

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

an autistic fag who goes to bed at 5am, probably homeless, and only uses his phone.

age? probably 25.

Wow you are seriously butthurt about stickers. I give you one (1) top hat and now you're going through my recent posts to negrate me in threads you don't even read.