What is the best instrument to play with your asshole?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I would say bassoon, but youd have to be able to wet the reed.

 

[DankSmoker]

Kazoo

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Ding dong

 

[Forever A Loner]

I want to say either a flute or a trombone.

 

[DankSmoker]

I want to say either a flute or a trombone.

Idk a trombone would be difficult to reach, and the force needed for any brass instrument would be immense, and I'm not sure about anything that requires a reed. A recorder would work better than a flute.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Guitar. If Jimi Hendrix could play it with his teeth, you can play it with your cheeks.

 

[Broseph]

OP's mouth.

 

[DankSmoker]

OP's mouth.

Dont you know where that's been??

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Dont you know where that's been??

yeah, on my ass.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Flugelhorn

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Harmonica

 

[Synthetic Smug]

The skinflute.

 

[dick brain]

The little new years eve party noise maker thing where you blow into it and it unrolls like a fruit roll up.

 

[Calandrino]

Hold on: are you

1) playing the instrument, using your asshole? or
2) playing with your asshole, using the instrument?

syntax is ambiguous

 

[clara red bottoms]

Xylophone.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Xylophone.

I'm more of a marimbas man myself

 

[clara red bottoms]

I'm more of a marimbas man myself

Anything you can clench and jump with really

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Maracas

 

[dick brain]

 

[Marc]

I was going to suggest "a gun", then saw it last in @dick brain's list. So now I don't have to.