What is the best instrument to play with your asshole?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I would say bassoon, but youd have to be able to wet the reed.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I was going to suggest "a gun", then saw it last in @dick brain's list. So now I don't have to.

Oh yeah, well I'm gonna say cannon for when we play the 1812 overture.

 

[Pagan Min]

The vuvuzela.

 

[dick brain]

Oh yeah, well I'm gonna say cannon for when we play the 1812 overture.

Are you lighting the cannon with your ass or is your ass the cannon?

If you fart through a beer bong into somebody's mouth and shape the sound like a talkbox that's basically dubstep.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Are you lighting the cannon with your ass or is your ass the cannon?

If you fart through a beer bong into somebody's mouth and shape the sound like a talkbox that's basically dubstep.

If I shared all the secrets of how to fire a cannon with my ass, everyone would be able to do it and I wouldn't have a job. It's like being a magician.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Taiko.