What is the best way to do your daily veneration of Saint Floyd of Minneapolis?

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I pray five times a day to my George Floyd shrine, but I'm worried that it may not be enough. What else can I do to fight white supremacy?

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

But do you pray by standing on your head, spreading your ass and taking a shit on your face?
That's the proper way to worship a negro deity, by marking your face with a worthy tint.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Cooming on your George Floyd homunculus to feed it life energy, obviously.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

This is Floyd's body which was given for you. Take the fatal dose of Fentanyl and eat it.

 

[King Fructose]

There’s no need to pray so long as he’s always in your thoughts and, more importantly, always in your heart.

 

[HandsomeDan]

Eat a banana every day.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

I leave out a plate of fake bank notes and a banana instead of milk and cookies each Christmas, just in case his spirit stops by.

 

[Creep3r]

Play a SnoopDogg track, leave a bag of weed near your fireplace and go down to the police station or city hall and yell obscenities as if they were Christmas carols.

 

[RollerGator]

Send me some money nigga!

 

[Agarathium1066]

Ten milligrams of fenatyl delivered anally before your prayers, always face towards the mini-apple.

 

[Pringles Can]

I listen to gangsta rap while eating my KFC laced with fenatyl before robbing my local liquor store in the name of my fallen nigga floyd.