What is the best way to handle your stalker?

[symantec]

Personally, I'm flattered... The fact someone may be obsessing over me gives me a power trip like nothing else. Honestly, if it weren't for the fact they could try to break in and murder me to make lamps out of my skin, I'd be okay with letting them continue to stalk me. Thoughts?

 

[PaK 44]

You have many options depending on your particular situation.
One option is to give in, show them what an unflattering person you are and how horrible it would be to spend time with you, and let them move on like Robert Pattinson did with his female stalker (aceshowbiz dot com website).
Another option is to actually give in, allow the stalker to do the booty infiltrate (YouTube) or kill you, and have a relationship with them, although this is arguably a terrible idea.
One more, don't give in; report them to the Penis Inspectors. If the stalker tries anything, like show up to your place of residence, call the police again to get it on record that you tried calling for help.
What you do is ultimately up to you, obviously. Please consider that your life is more valuable to you and everyone around you than it is to your stalker.
I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice. For such a service, you must contact a licensed and competent practitioner of law.

 

[Penis Drager]

The obvious answer is you start stalking them. Take note of what they do when they aren't stalking you and catalog as many intimate details about their life as possible. If you find something funny, maybe your stalker warrants a thread.

 

[McAfee'sCorpse]

Perfect Blue their ass.