What is the best way to monetize communism?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Ie take financial advantage of all the millennial and gen z rubes.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

You're late, they already released shirts with commie faggots and slogans printed on them.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

You're late, they already released shirts with commie faggots and slogans printed on them.

The sickle and hammer is now as profitable as the rainbow. Funny shit.

 

[MrTroll]

 

[I am vomit]

Make all the anime girls communists.

 

[DJ Grelle]

slightly off topic but a managerial capitalism w/ wage caps and all shares held by mutual funds filled with citizen capital comes close to communism

 

[Duke Nukem]

Require by law for people to buy your shitty products. Or publish a pamphlet promoting communism, and SELL IT. Irony is profitable

 

[Bongocat]

start a twitch channel

 

[Pee Cola]

Invent a time machine, go back to 2015 and start a BreadTube channel.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Coca Cola and porn.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

che guevara t-shirt at DuckDuckGo

DuckDuckGo. Privacy, Simplified.

duckduckgo.com

You're like 4 decades late.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Market kitschy communist memorabilia towards terminally online adult children of the well-to-do. That's where Communism gets most of it's support from.

 

[Verxis]

Step 1: Be a capitalist.
Step 2: Have capital.

 

[nekrataal]

Consoomer crap, which is ironic since they claim to hate capitalism.

 

[draggs]

There are two ways

One join the academy

Two communist revolution shoot anyone you don't like and steal all the country's wealth

The first way is less money but much better chance of success

 

[Pixy]

Looking at those prices, I can tell they were made in some foreign sweatshop and bought at a cheap price per unit.

The workers who made those won't even see a fifth of the USD they cost.

 

[verissimus]

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Alternatively be AOC or Cenk's nephew.

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

The damage communism causes always far outweighs any benefits it might offer. To truly monetize it, thus, is to never let it happen.