What is the best way to troll someone?

[emptyblu]

Let’s say, you know someone annoying who deserves to get fucked around with and put in they’re place, How do you pull it off?

 

[Solid Snek]

Long story about my greatest trolling:

I did this almost 10 years ago: There was this dude who I went to ask for a job. Dude was real rude, disrespectful and an asshole: He made me wait 3 hours until the interview and when he called me into his office told me I was a loser and that he wouldn't even consider hiring me because "his company" seeked people with potential and future and crap like that. Real smug asshole.

I got so so fucking mad I devised a plan to fuck with him constantly. I created a fake facebook, with fake images, fake content and fake posts for a month. I made sure my facebook had the same interests as that asshole. After a month he sent me a friend request and the trolling began in earnest.

He messaged me, we used to talk via mic (a decade ago communication with microphones was really common), we exchanged phones (mine fake of course) and eventually after 3 months we started to sexchat.

Dude eventually sent me dick picks, picks wearing his wife bra, shoving things up his ass, all sort of kinky shit (that I requested). But more importantly he told me things about him really personal and devastating: like he hated his wife, wanted to kill his son, hated his boss, payed escorts and prostitutes and really personal intimate things.

I record and downloaded and save everything and I sent the dick pics, the conversation of him wanting to kill his son and wife, how he hated his boss, fucking everything to his wife, his son (of 13 years old), to his workplace employees, to his mom, to his dad and everyone I could in his family.

I block the guy and I dissappear. I ruined that guys life, I'm sure of it because more than one person I sent the things were shocked and I saw it later via facebook how it disseminated it.

Trolling is an art that takes time, discipline and attention. And you need to do it to fuck with people that really deserve it.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Just take up a ridiculous nonsensical position but make it as plausible as possible otherwise you risk making your bait too obvious.

 

[Secret Messages]

Flip their computer's display upside down. Ctrl + Alt + down arrow

thanks for the memories, reminds me of the days when inspect element made you a super hacker

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

Fuck their mom.

 

[Billy Beer]

I'm not a faggot OP so I just ignore that person.

Spending time on something or someone you hate, is peak lonliness, faggotry and autism rolled in to one.

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

I have a friend who liked to fuck with faggots on Insta that he knew IRL. I remember there was this one time where he catfished a guy in the DM’s for asshole pictures, created a public insta account, followed everyone the other guy knew and posted all the asshole pics for everyone to see. He eventually deleted the account, but the damage had already been done.