What is the coolest way to make a campaign for governor?

[Gorgar]

What makes a campaign patronizing and what makes them cooler than ice?

 

[Cthulu]

what makes them cooler than ice

Nothing. You can't make being a public slimeball cool.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Until they make each election season a battle to the death politics will never be awesome.

 

[ES 148]

Kill yourself to end the line of successorship.

 

[spurger king]

Be featured in a moon man music video

 

[The Last Stand]

Offer people free food and stuff, and have a catchy slogan and sign.

 

[LN 910]

Troon out.