What is the creepiest thing a woman has ever said to you?

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I worked at a grocery store when I was 16. This girl who worked there too was interested in me, she was always awkward and a little weird, kind of cute. One day she asked me to come to her choir recital. I really wasn't into her so I turned her down, she wasn't taking no for an answer so I had to be a bit forceful. A week or so later, not long after the recital, she comes in on her day off wearing a short blue dress, had her hair done, she looked really cute. She came over to where I was stocking baby food to say hi, and between being cute and the conversation (she wasn't as awkward as she usually was) I was starting to think I made a mistake turning her down.

Out of nowhere she told me she had cut herself because it upset her that I didn't want to go to her choir recital. She lifted the blue dress and showed me what looked like about a dozen slashes on her thighs. I apologized and got the hell out of there, I quit the job not long after that.

Another time, when I was much older and working at a drug store, I had really long hair. There was this older black lady who came in to buy wine almost everyday. One Sunday morning at around 9am she comes in still drunk from the night before, walks over to where my manager and I are, reaches up and starts running her fingers through my hair while drunkenly mumbling something about my hair.

I gently took her wrist and pushed her arm away and asked her to not touch me. The lady went nuts, started yelling how I called her a nigger and she'd never been called a nigger like that before, what the fuck was wrong with me, on and on. My manager is standing there trying not to laugh, he threw her out and told her not to come back until she sobered up. Thankfully he had heard the whole thing and he was black, so when she tried to complain later he had my back. I worked there for another two years after that incident and that crazy ass bitch came in EVERYDAY but refused to make eye contact with me.

One of my coworkers was super friendly with her even after the hair incident and they started hanging out together. I had warned her but she was sure it was all a misunderstanding. My coworker comes in about a month or two later on an early morning shift looking like she'd seen some shit. Her and the black lady had gone out the night before for a little lady's night. They go back to the black lady's house and drink some more, the black lady tells my coworker to just spend the night.

Well, they keep drinking, they're having a good time, then the black lady gets bare-ass naked and says to my coworker "Here is what we gonna do. I'm gonna lick your pussy and then you're gonna lick my pussy." My coworker said the customer then started pawing at her while fingering herself so she got the fuck out of there and called her boyfriend to come and get her.

Some time later on that same coworker caught the crazy drunken black lady blowing a guy in the parking lot in exchange for a bottle of wine. Not much to add to this except when the guy went in after he was finished to buy the wine he couldn't look my coworker in the eyes.
 
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Cannot thing of a single instance of a woman acting creepy, to be honest.
I remember my lab partner in Astronomy class being really into dissecting the pig, but I was ALSO having fun dissecting the pig, so...

Edit: Into in a "this is so cool" way, not a "this is hot" way.
 
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I was having sex with a woman who was a long time friend of mine, we didn't have any condoms, but she was on birth control, so I didn't think much of it. Half way through she grabbed both sides of my face and looked me right in the eyes and said "If I get pregnant, I'm aborting it, you have no say in the matter". Came out of absolutely nowhere. That was the end of that little fling.
 
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