What is the cure to virginity?

[Penis Drager]

I want the sex but I don't get the sex.

 

[Null]

Thank you. I will let all the ladies know I'm a spastic alcoholic who has a habit of sleeping behind Chevron with my pants down.
Surely that will get me all the sex.

I said b yourself not tell everyone the worst things about you upfront

 

[Penis Drager]

I said b yourself not tell everyone the worst things about you upfront

Yeah, I get that. But being myself involves Evan Williams and the backside of a Chevron bathroom sans pants.
It's a core personality trait of mine.

 

[Null]

being myself involves Evan Williams

problem solved, just b urself

 

[The Token Ethnic]

Wait until last call at your local club/bar. If that doesn't work, then I don't know what to tell you. As always, your milage may vary, so lower your standards and wear protection.

 

[AbyssStarer]

Getting laid to lose your virginity won't make you happy and casual sex definitely won't make you happy. Just talk to people and make some friends until you hit it off with somebody. It will probably take time, but things that are worth doing aren't easy.