What is the dumbest name you've ever heard?

[Da Capo]

As the title says. The only name I know of that fits the bill is Abcde, pronounced ab-siddy.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

In elementary school, there was a tall, blond-ish kid who likes to pick and harass small ones in my classroom. Later we found that his mother's name is "Dudu". Things didn't go well for him.

First time I saw that name was in Witcher 3. I couldn't take the story seriously any time Dudu was involved. It is pronounced doo-doo.

 

[Amphotericin B]

I know of a person named “Notorious”.

Pinterest type names like Bryson and Brayden/Kaiden/Jaiden, Baylie.

Names with unnecessary Ys so they look like Polish words (Mackynze, Alysyn, Austyn)

The worst name I’ve encountered was a little girl burdened by the name “Saylor”.

I like biblical names for kids. They’re more timeless.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I knew a kid in 6th grade who was named Gaylord. This was in the mid-90s so it went about as well as you’d expect for the poor bastard.

More of an unfortunate surname but I knew a guy in high school with the last name Gueber (pronounced like goober)

 

[SpergPatrol]

I met someone who genuinely was named CORNBREAD!

Their parents did not name themselves this, they legally chose to have that as their name

 

[timewave0]

i don’t know if this was real but a friend in highschool claimed to have gone to summer camp with a black girl named “La-a” (pronounced Ladasha)

 

[Toolbox]

Dick Wolf. Very funny with how successful he is though and just how much you can see that name in the credits of generic crime dramas.