What is the event horizon of transitioning to fucking kids?

D.A. d. nial

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I'm running into a serious problem as I'm getting older. In less than a decade it will be completely normal and appropriate for me to flirt with and pursue older women, I've always been a licensed Milf Hunter. But I fear it won't be the same. I know what some of you might say, that I'll just bumblefuck my way into a stable, healthy relationship with a woman my age. But that will never happen because I'm me. So I ask you, kiwicky bros, how do I and when do I flip the script and start rawdogging 25 year old children? How do you rewire your brain to groom instead of broom?

Also: Do I need to have a popular screaming show on the internet to do this?

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