What is the event horizon of transitioning to fucking kids?

[D.A. d. nial]

I'm running into a serious problem as I'm getting older. In less than a decade it will be completely normal and appropriate for me to flirt with and pursue older women, I've always been a licensed Milf Hunter. But I fear it won't be the same. I know what some of you might say, that I'll just bumblefuck my way into a stable, healthy relationship with a woman my age. But that will never happen because I'm me. So I ask you, kiwicky bros, how do I and when do I flip the script and start rawdogging 25 year old children? How do you rewire your brain to groom instead of broom?

Also: Do I need to have a popular screaming show on the internet to do this?

~ The Rhode Island District Attorney's Office
#BelieveAllKenneths

 

[We Are The Witches]

Get someone your age or close, who you like being with.

 

[soup peddler]

I hate the left for introducing "25 year olds" as a groom-able age group. The reality is that once you get to fully formed brain age, the retards are just going to be retarded forever