What is the fastest you've ever dumped someone?

[Cats]

What is the quickest way someone has completely lost your attraction or attention? Do you remember a moment that made you go "oh...yeah this is fuckin over"?

I'll start:

Second date with this girl and she starts casually talking about "going through her 'torturing animals phase' as a kid", like it is just some innocent, whimsical thing that all children do at some point. At first I thought it was a really bad joke but when it dawned on me that it wasn't, I spent several minutes (very calmly, although I was indeed quite furious) trying to explain that not all kids do horrible shit like that, and that it isn't a "phase" but in fact psychotic behavior and a red flag for adult mental illness. She got mad and said I was "gaslighting" her and then left after I laughed at the statement.

 

[TrulyMan]

Dodged a bullet there Cats.

 

[Meiwaku]

Next day but also I was a teenager. I don't have any reason to elaborate other than "vibes bad".

That being said, said person trooned out a decade and a half later so I feel I'm correct....

 

[Swordfish]

2 months. She spent the first 1 acting normal, 2nd she started acting psychotic and accusing me of cheating because I had after school activities, tried to turn my friends into lesbians (dead serious), and her family was abusive for caring about their future and trying to help her find her way in life. Turned out she was cheating with a guy who had herpes while claiming to be a lesbian, so glad I didn’t go deeper into that one lol. They’re my personal lolcow now because of how humiliating and hilarious their social media presence is.

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

30 seconds. Conversation starts out normal and the retard compulsively blurts out something about trannies/politisperging/discord.

I miss the days when these tards would get a good asskicking to make them learn some god damn humility.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

Went to this girls house, easy big tits and it was ON. However for some reason before we got down to it she started talking about when she was 15 she was fucking a 30YO married man and she was proud of this fact like it was some kind of achievement. That killed my boner so fast and I noped the fuck out of there.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Bailed on lots of tinder dates. Just walked out the bar/restaurant when they've went to the toilet.

 

[rel=alternate]

5 hours.

When I was 13, I did not have the balls to ask out my crush. So when another girl came up to me and asked me out (lol fag I know), I said yes.

When my crush learned about it, she was crying, we talked and ended up actually voicing our feelings for each others.

I know, I know, this is kid stuff, but you did ask about the fastest!

 

[The Magnificence]

High School, we were all small town bumpkins, I was still trying to be "straight," drove a girl to a concert in the "big city." Turns out she was the kind of chick who screeches at the slightest provocation, and literally every little thing in traffic freaked her the fuck out. Never spoke to her again after that night.

Bailed on lots of tinder dates. Just walked out the bar/restaurant when they've went to the toilet.

I usually leave enough to cover whatever costs have accrued up to that point, but same.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Left a guy in the middle of a date because he was extremely rude to the waitress. Just said "excuse me" and left. Maybe 20 minutes or so.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I was getting in touch with some woman five years older than me i barely knew from work. She wanted to have a longlife relationship but I only wanted to be around her and have sex for some time, until one of us would eventually get tired of the other and leave. Just have some fun and maybe some netflix and walks here and there, you know.
It was consensual and she said she had no problem with it, in hindsight she only complied to slowly whittle down my independence.

I kept my distance to see if she is too needy because there were many red flags.
It turned out she stalked me and did some serious love bombing to lure me into a crazy golden cage of narcissistic treatment.

My first encounter has been not as "random" as I originally assumed, if you know what i mean.
I told her i was not ready for this and she was like "How dare you" "You sneaky bastard always planned to fuck me then dump me" and some crazy stuff.
I'm glad i cut ties with her before she went full Amber Heard.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

Left a guy in the middle of a date because he was extremely rude to the waitress. Just said "excuse me" and left. Maybe 20 minutes or so.

Good call, being shitty to service staff is a red flag most of the time.

 

[scallion]

Bailed on lots of tinder dates. Just walked out the bar/restaurant when they've went to the toilet.

You actually get dates on tinder?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

You actually get dates on tinder?

Yeah lol they weren't exactly supermodels tbf

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Ten seconds. I was practically speeding off as the body landed in the water.

 

[Vingle]

The moment he said he fucked niggers, I remember crying on the LGB board on 4chan afterwards and they banned me because of "Muh racism"

Fucking fags, both him and 4chan.

 

[Matt Damon]

You actually get dates on tinder?

I actually got quite a few when I used it and they all were perfectly nice, attractive women. I dated one for about six months and she was very normal and sane.

Maybe I just got lucky, I dunno.

 

[William Tyndale]

I was in my early 20’s and hadn’t been red pilled yet and I asked out this smoking hot half black chick who worked in the same building as me. She was older but took great care of herself. Banging body. On our first date we had a very attractive white waitress. I was making small talk with the waitress - like I do with all of my servers. I had no interest in the white girl, I was just being a friendly customer. As soon as the waitress walked off the black girl said “Don’t you ever do that to me again!” I was really confused and had no idea what she was talking about. I asked her what she meant. She said “you were flirting with that woman right in front of me!” I knew at that moment that this relationship had ended as soon as it started. I took her out a couple more times because I knew I could get some blow jobs out of it and then I ended it. She didn’t want to take no for an answer and she stalked me out of work and ended up chasing me in her car at 70mph to try and talk to me. That was the last time I ever saw her. That was also the first and last black chick I ever took on a date.

 

[scallion]

I actually got quite a few when I used it and they all were perfectly nice, attractive women. I dated one for about six months and she was very normal and sane.

Maybe I just got lucky, I dunno.

I think it's definitely dependent on area, I've gotten way more matches staying in cities than I do at home but, of course, the short-term stays works against actually dating

 

[rel=alternate]

I actually got quite a few when I used it and they all were perfectly nice, attractive women. I dated one for about six months and she was very normal and sane.

Maybe I just got lucky, I dunno.

Yeah, I imagine it would be easy for me too if I was Matt Damon... But I just refuse to wear a wig. Only thing that's holding me back really. We could have shot together.