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Three days. They wanted to do the whole poly thing. I said I’m not a whore and have no interest in dating whores.
What is the fastest you've ever dumped someone?
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About 2 minutes. I was dumb and got catfished by a deathfat. That's how long it took for her to get to the door after I rang the bell.
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I haven't tried online dating in over a decade but the last site I tried was OkCupid and my experience on there was fucking horrible.
I consider myself a decent looking guy but most of the girls on that site were either single moms, obese fat bitches who tried to hide their obesity by taking close ups of their face (and doing a very bad job at it), generally unattractive women and women who seriously looked like guys (this was years before the troon 'fad'). Christ I remember the very first woman I got matched with had a bigger fuckin' jaw than Bruce Campbell.
Only one chick actually responded to me and she was this dumbass thot who told me that "she was just there to make friends" but she wanted to be drawing buddies with me, no thanks.
I finally deleted my account after about 4 months and never went back.
I've never seen a single female on any dating site that was above a 4/10. I wouldn't recommend it.
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I knew this person for quite some time and we decided to give it a shot, after that it took me like 2 weeks to dump him. He did not wanted to recognize our relationship to our friends and family, and that made me feel like a side chick.
Later that month I learned from a friend that he went back to the arms of his ex girlfriend the day after I dumped him.
Later that month I learned from a friend that he went back to the arms of his ex girlfriend the day after I dumped him.
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finally, we have caught the tinder swindler
that's what that guy does right? walks out on dates?
I'm not sure I've never watched that documentary.
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Wouldnt say I swindled them. Never went for food, just drinks and done rounds. When it turned out they were fatter than their pictures let on or they were just insufferable, I planned an escape route. When they went to the toilet I necked the drink (drinks are expensive now I'm not wasting it) then perform a tactical retreat.
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If movie star Ben Affleck only gets quite a few, then us mere mortals have no chance.
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Someone with whom I was just knocking about with for a couple of weeks; I knew he was into "witchcraft" and stuff, but that didn't bother me.
What did bother me was finding an altar set up with various (candid!) photos of me, with a blooming* onion and different candles...
*I mean blooming as in "in bloom", not an emphatic mild cuss word.
I'm not exactly un-superstitous myself.
*I mean blooming as in "in bloom", not an emphatic mild cuss word.
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There's a whole lot of bullets out there.
Oh man speaking of which, I was thinking about this thread and your comment the other day and realized I have another good story to tell here.
I was in a kinda serious relationship with a Crazy for a couple years once (we have all been there) and there was one night that stood out as extremely strange at the time, highly suspicious all these years later. I came home from work one night and noticed immediately that she was in a really, really weird mood. She kept trying to get me to take these two little white pills that had no markings on them. I have some issues with my back and used to do 12-14 hour shifts of highly physical work so I was always in pain after I got home.
I had no idea what the pills were and she just kept saying they were painkillers but didn't know what kind. I declined to take them and she got kinda angry but whatever. I never saw what she ended up doing with the pills. About an hour goes by and I notice that she is feverishly texting someone and looked visibly nervous. I asked who it was and she immediately responded that it was her friend Alice. I was so tired at the time I really didn't become alerted to this like I should have. But that changed when she jumps up and says "let's go for a ride!".
Like flicking a switch. Instantly I was both curious and terrified. I went with her in the car. She wanted to drive. It is important for you to know we were very close and this did not seem as strange as it does now, at the time. But yes it was a very, very strange ride indeed she seemed super nervous and fidgety and just kept getting more and more anxious the further we got up the road. Every time I asked her where we were going, she kinda snapped back with "just driving". Eventually we came to a really rural and forested patch of the interstate and she pulled off to the side of the road on an overpass U-turn exit and shuts the car off. It was like midnight at this point. Nobody was on the road, no headlights. I always bring my ccw and a knife when I go out, so I didn't really feel "threatened" but the whole situation was just so surreal. We sat there for around a minute. I'm just looking around like someone is going to pop out of the woods at us. She isn't really responding to me, just looking around or at her phone.
All of a sudden she just turns the car back on and makes a U-turn, starts heading back down the interstate the way we came. Her demeanor changed entirely, she was happy now. She was touching my hand and saying she loved me and being nice, which figuratively disarmed me and just made me think I was overreacting thinking the last 20 minutes was strange. We stopped at a truck stop on the highway and I bought us some movies to watch and we went home and watched them and had a great night.
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Took her virginity, dumped her a week later, got engaged two weeks after that.
Oh wait, no, that was her who did that.
Oh wait, no, that was her who did that.
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Nope, I never did. Like I said, at the time we were extremely close so after we grabbed those movies and she was acting normal I let my guard back down and kinda just internally scolded myself for thinking things were weird. I was a lot more naïve back then too.
Nowadays I watch all these silly True Crime youtube videos so I get a little paranoid when I think back to stuff like this from my past, especially because of my old job. I do wonder sometimes if she was taking me out there to get ambushed or something but that just seems ridiculous somehow. It would have been really stupid of her to do that unless the plan was really good, and knowing her it wouldn't have been. I mean, she knew I basically had to bring my gun with me whenever I left the house.
I don't know for sure if she was ever cheating on me, but she WAS a woman, so that isn't out of the question. Maybe she was texting some dude on the side and pulled the "he beats me" card and this dude said let's take him out of the picture. Of course I didn't beat her but she did tell me that several of her exes did, and I found out years later they totally did not do that at all...like I said, she was a Crazy. But at that time, in the town I was in, doing the work that I did something like that could have been possible I guess.
Or maybe I just watch too many True Crime videos.