What is the funniest way to hide a fart? - Absurd way to not let someone know you're farting.

[Alex Hogendorp]

We all know farting can be disruptive sometimes.

 

[Pretend To Imagine]

Whenever you are in an elevator with other people, and you pass a silent one, ask out loud “Do you guys smell popcorn?”

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Take the confrontational approach: Let a sneaker out and wait a moment before declaring loudly that someone has farted before facing the closest person, saying in a reassuring manner "Nothing to be ashamed of, it happens to the best of us.".

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I’d suddenly gasp scream wince grab my back & yell spasm ouch ect & when
the shows over just let fly a big loud trombonesque fart
fuck em

 

[JethroTullamore]

I hide my farts in the kitchen cabinet.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

In Iceland everyone just farts in front of everyone else without a care in the world.

God damn I need to find an Icelandic chick.

 

[someonenew]

Let it out slowly if you can.

 

[parsnip]

I blame it on one of the kids. They protest, but everyone knows kids lie.

 

[Neodanthril]

Yell "attention: I am farting at this present moment" the sounds of your voice should cover it up

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

shitting yourself loudly