What is the greatest country on Earth, and why is it 'Murica?

[Fetish Roulette]

I'm usually not the type to make a big deal out of the 4th of July, but the Farms' new look has my patriotic blood pumping. So tell me, why is the United States of America God's gift to the world?

 

[RW 1995]

we gots gold, guns, and hoes

 

[KittyGremlin]

because you can be a demented creepy pedo and still get elected into the top office in the country given you are corrupt enough

 

[Wotan]

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.

 

[User names must be unique]

we gots gold, guns, and hoes

it doesn't even feature those on it's flag. Mozambique got you beat guns, hoes and gold featured prominently.

 

[Divine right to rule]

There is not a single country where cuckoling is actually an accepted kink except for murica.
And it is greatly amusing to laugh at cucks and calling nu males cuck.

 

[Jewthulhu]

guns

aren't you from Jersey?

 

[RW 1995]

aren't you from Jersey?

people can move

 

[Jewthulhu]

people can move

And yet you chose Jersey

 

[RW 1995]

@Jewthulhu

I ❤
NJ

 

[StraightShooter2]

Objectively speaking, I think Switzerland is probably the technically "greatest", but there's nothing wrong with having some healthy pride in one's own country. I'm sure there are plenty of specific areas in which America is the greatest (such as it currently being the world's strongest military power, even if other countries surpass it in specific areas, such as German military engineering).