What is the ideal time after masturbating to clean up?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Sometimes I just like to sit a little bit after a climax and look at kiwifarms on my phone with my free hand.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

... clean up?

 

[Moths]

Before it dries

 

[Day Drinking]

No no no. I've already answered this. First you blow the load, then you pour the cereal and take a nap.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I know you sit there and eat it like a degenerate.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Clean up? If you take the Chris Chan approach and jizz right into the Fanta before you drink it, not only do you not create a mess in the first place, but you also recycle that precious sperm. Talk about a win-win situation!

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

It's hard to wipe off your mother's face from here.

 

[JethroTullamore]

What the fuck are you doing that you need to “clean up”?

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Do you not lay your paper towel out across your belly before you jerk off?

 

[Named User]

Depends if it came out green or pink

 

[Rozzy]

What the fuck are you doing that you need to “clean up”?

@BargainBinLaden has a scat fetish so he cleans up poop.

 

[mister meaner]

However long it takes for you to recover stamina, so maybe 10-30 seconds

 

[Empress.]

When the sugar ants start swarming wherever the cum landed