what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

[Friedrich4231]

Macing that gamestop employee? Pretty BASED and REDPILLED!

Someone has to keep those filthy wagies in line

 

[ThatOneAsshole]

Fuck his mom.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

I recently saw a video where Chris shaved his entire Goatee with zero water, zero shaving cream, just dry, with enough force to break the razor he was using like twice.
It was one of the most horrifying things I have ever seen, but it was pretty hard core, I couldn't have done it.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

The Ohio trip. He traveled to another state, found his location, walked in a black neighborhood and got back safely after driving a whole day straight. He had a pleasant time at that too, managed to feed himself and pump gas along the way.

Chris could have been an independent person, one that makes a humble living and gets around, sad how he is a case of learned obsolence.

 

[Kirby]

chris once lifted a chair

and then he lifted the chair with a box on it

this is sadly the most "badass" thing he has ever done

 

[troon patrol]

It's been mentioned here before, carving up his own taint was probably the thing.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

chris once lifted a chair

and then he lifted the chair with a box on it

this is sadly the most "badass" thing he has ever done

*Quick Chris, think of something Bad-ass to say, all the ladies are watching this!*
"I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!"

 

[Ass Johnson]

*Quick Chris, think of something Bad-ass to say, all the ladies are watching this!*
"I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!"

Needs this as background music

 

[ThatOneAsshole]

Fucked his mother with his crooked ass female penis

 

[EyeBP]

I assume someone has mentioned it but Chris is one of the most written about and well documented individuals of all time. Records of Chris outweigh records of any of us so thats kinda badass.

That was a few years back so at this point he might be at number one meaning we know more about him and his life than we do about popes, monarchs, great thinkers of history and even with more minutae than we know about Samuel Pepys. For better or worse Chris has left his mark on history.

 

[Shidoen]

Exist and make demands on the internet.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

I assume someone has mentioned it but Chris is one of the most written about and well documented individuals of all time. Records of Chris outweigh records of any of us so thats kinda badass.

That was a few years back so at this point he might be at number one meaning we know more about him and his life than we do about popes, monarchs, great thinkers of history and even with more minutae than we know about Samuel Pepys. For better or worse Chris has left his mark on history.

I know more about Chris than I do most family members.
And I bet a lot of you do too.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

The fact that he has done more hard time than any of us at this point and has a rap sheet longer than most gangster rappers as well.

 

[Kiwisee]

When his response to Ryan Cash’s suicide was “I can’t believe how much power I have” while looking at his hands

 

[Bumbler]

The most badass thing Chris ever did was being part of a Tucker Carlson rant.

 

[Chuck McGill]

Bent his own penis into a 45 degree angle.

 

[Eichsterd123]

get away with rape and incest

 

[Knox]

Smash his PS3 to smithereens with a rock like a fucking caveman. An autistic precursor to modern man.

 

[memeboysquig]

I gotta say it's being so well documented that your autism and miserable life will be remembered for long after your death. That's fuckin badass

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Smash his PS3 to smithereens with a rock like a fucking caveman. An autistic precursor to modern man.

There are people who unironically consider autism to be the next step in human evolution.