what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

[Sneed’s Fuck and Suck]

his mother

 

[Saint Agustin]

Sending to nintendo power a 2 hour video of him basically doing one of the first ever Let's Plays with Animal Crossing for the GameCube.

That is badass.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I guess the Ohio trip to "save Julie", especially since severe autism can mean a severe aversion to change in routine.

 

[Boku no Pico de Gallo]

his Little Big Planet level.

 

[Sir Henry Motherfucker]

his parappa the rapper music video was heat
i almost cried halfway through listening

 

[Boom Boss]

That time he showed off his Playboy magazine to show how straight he was.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Escape from jail because that totally happened you guys.

 

[Born in Summer]

Escape from jail because that totally happened you guys.

I don't think there's a single person who DOESN'T wish this was true, even a little bit deep down.
The idea of a fat, developmentally arrested retard running like a turkey before thanksgiving day several miles away from law enforcement will never not be funny.

 

[maguyver16]

That one call with (I think) Jason Kendrick Howell, where he's just sitting there bored, while Howell just continues to blandly prattle on like a fag was legitimately one of the few times I have ever been on the same level with the CWC.

The fact that EVEN Chris was tired of that shit, and didn't even really react to Howells dumb ass alogging, weirdly makes the cringe even more potent, and Howell more pathetic.

 

[ModelCitizen]

When he lifted Patti's house, that thing was over 5 tons.

 

[A-Stump]

I've seen guys commit assault with a deadly weapon serve less time than Chris so that's something

 

[White_N]

The moment when he won the sonic contest.
The funny thing is that this is probably the moment that turned his life into a very slow disaster.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

The moment when he won the sonic contest.
The funny thing is that this is probably the moment that turned his life into a very slow disaster.

It's what cemented in his mind that Big Pay Off's exist for little or no effort that's for sure - he almost compulsively entered competitions from then on.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Pepper-spraying up a Game-stop because he didn't like Sonic's new arm color.

 

[Gutpuke]

Slicing up his taint. I mean, I don't have the balls to do something like that.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Either his retarded "rescue mission' to Ohio, or standing up Miyamoto and leaving him waiting on a bench for three days in the rain.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Lifting lemonade cartons

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I know more about Chris than I do most family members.
And I bet a lot of you do too.

I'm okay not "knowing" my family members like that.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Scamming paypigs by selling atrocities he made like the sonic totem for 1000+$

Let's be real, if any of us could grift like that we would be grifting.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

That one call with (I think) Jason Kendrick Howell, where he's just sitting there bored, while Howell just continues to blandly prattle on like a fag was legitimately one of the few times I have ever been on the same level with the CWC.

The fact that EVEN Chris was tired of that shit, and didn't even really react to Howells dumb ass alogging, weirdly makes the cringe even more potent, and Howell more pathetic.

Is that the one where Chris got bored and just started pressing random numbers on the phone to "trick" Howell into thinking he had phone problems? That may be my favorite Chris moment. It's like something a cartoon character or an 8 year old would do. That was on par with "I'm working on it!" in terms of funny Chris moments.