what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

[Deezy]

During the Catherine saga, Chris would wear a strap-on, minus the dildo, to hide his penis under women’s clothing. When Colin made fun of him for it, Chris was ready with a surprisingly funny comeback.

Spoiler

[4:38 PM] Colin: You don't have a clit you have a PENIS. Good luck trying to hide it if you ever manage to get some lesbian interested in having sex with you.
[4:42 PM] Chris: Tucking it in is easy with an empty strap-on (no dildo), the sphere makes up for the faults of this ill-Damned gender I was forced to be born to. Maybe I'll lend the dildo to you, so you can shove it up yours.

 

[FuckYouNigger]

He ran over someone, right?

Yes, he ran over a greedy filthy kike. That's pretty based.

 

[Looney Troons]

Going all the way to Ohio just to "rescue" Julie, even though it was a very autistic thing to do (And he was just being trolled) you should admit it was pretty badass

He also defied his parents in doing so. One of the few “adult” decisions he had made in his life during that period of time.

 

[I’m Ben Murphy]

Slicing open his taint. Stupid/austistic as fuck? Sure. But he’s a badder dude than I’ll ever be.

 

[King Kiwi]

I f******* your dad.

No wait, that was Brian Griffin.

Uhh....I thought screwing over Null, who was the last person genuinely trying to help him, was ballsy.

Not really badass but it gave me a sinking feeling.

Like...is this real?

Your life is about to end as you know it because of your own actions that you won't take responsibility for, after you basically confess to a stranger because you never learn, and you LIE to the ONE person who is going to help you.

I mean and Josh was trying to help him be financially secure and everything.

You want to tell yourself someone's not that stupid... And then you realize no one but a "badass" could so thoroughly screw their life over.

 

[Dimensional Sperge]

Rollin' and trollin' for sure.

 

[Generic Retard]

Dunno if this has been said before but a comment I read somewhere said that Chris knew how to shave extremely well with a straight razor. If only he was given proper special education classes for his autism and post education job assistance programs, Chris could had become a barber instead of becoming an example of society's worst aspects of neglect and wanton ignorance, as well as the result of shitty parenting.

Shaving yourself vs. shaving others must be a totally different memory slot in muscle memory.
Trust me bro.

Him self-hosting his comics online when the internet wasn't shit, was equally badass and retarded.
Yet most people don't even get that done today.

 

[Unamused Bounty Hunter]

Shaving his goatee raw.

 

[LGHDR+]

That thing he did with the Sonichu medallion was pretty bad for his ass.

Wait what is this thread about again?

Edit: I'm a phone posting faggot correcting typos

 

[BobbyEHill-21]

Driving all the way to a different state to make sure Julie was safe. That was the only independent thing he’s ever done in his life, even it was for nothing.

 

[johnny dollars]

The 'Holding out for a hero' music video he made for Ivy was badass af man.

 

[The Emperor's New Gender]

Imma just be super late and obvious and say that raping that ho and facing felony charges is pretty badass.

The only thing that could top it, is if Chris got a single tear prison tat below his eye and THUG LIFE on his knuckles.

Then said the bitch was begging for it for years so he gave her the best sex of her life.

 

[Real Mayun]

As a copyright abolitionist, I’d say his entire creative career.

 

[56 others]

Running over his PS3 with the Taurus

 

[mudwogg]

Not having committed suicide at this point despite all the BS that's happened to him since.

 

[Alcalino9000]

Chris is almost 2 years in jail and he hasn't died, that's badass.

 

[Joe Cool]

Taking the barbussy.

 

[Raiken]

sticking his dick in a snowman for over an hour.

 

[McSneaks]

Having a live in fuck hole

That's more than literally anyone in this thread will ever get

 

[Rungle]

I am legally not allowed to say