what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

[Belmont]

Get layed

 

[Bloody bunny]

Get layed

He,s one bad ass motherfucker

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

survive jail

 

[Evilronald]

He called out the Jew Michael Snyder!

 

[BeatboxBill]

Driving all the way to Cleveland for some China only to have the door slammed in his face by a senile niggo woman

 

[McSneaks]

He's now 1. had sex and 2. completed a prison sentence and 3. started an independent business raking in thousands a month


He's not only undeniably more of an entrepreneur than the majority of this site, he's also way more official in the streets.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Also him bringing up his sex doll in a conversation with Barb.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

He's now 1. had sex and 2. completed a prison sentence and 3. started an independent business raking in thousands a month
He's not only undeniably more of an entrepreneur than the majority of this site, he's also way more official in the streets.

1. Chris had sex with a prostitute, Mia Hamm, before Barb.
2. Chris was in jail, not prison. He was not sentenced to any particular length of time in jail. He has not been convicted of incest.
3. Praetor exploits Chris and barely gives him any of the money earned from selling his art on Etsy.

 

[BeatrixNuada]

He genuinely trolled us all... For decades... And we still need to get to the point to realize it...

 

[Raiken]

He genuinely trolled us all... For decades... And we still need to get to the point to realize it...

yes,he ruined his entire life just to prank us bro.

 

[Vulkan]

When he collapsed Four Cent Garbage and killed the haters, pretty based

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Driving all the way to Cleveland for some China only to have the door slammed in his face by a senile niggo woman

We've all been there man

 

[TheTourist]

yes,he ruined his entire life just to prank us bro.

It's like The Prestige, bro. But instead of getting himself killed for a lil of the 'Abracadabra' he invented Sonichu and acted like a dope to soak up uncountable hours of autists time tracking his every move.

Banging his mom was Chris's 'Abracadabra' moment.

 

[Beautiful Border]

He genuinely trolled us all... For decades... And we still need to get to the point to realize it...

I thought the incest revelations would put the dumb "Chris is an elaborate troll" theories to bed, but somehow people still bring this up as if it were an actual possibility?

 

[Sperg Burger]

Stomping on da legos.

The Chronicles of Chris-Chan: Flippy Floppies

youtu.be

That shit hurts, when you stand on it.

 

[TheTourist]

Stomping on da legos.

The Chronicles of Chris-Chan: Flippy Floppies

youtu.be

That shit hurts, when you stand on it.

oh damn man, forgot about his evil villain laugh when he did that. Some seriously primo CWC content.

 

[hatehobbyist]

He's now 1. had sex and 2. completed a prison sentence and 3. started an independent business raking in thousands a month


He's not only undeniably more of an entrepreneur than the majority of this site, he's also way more official in the streets.

Sorry but thinking of the words Chris Chan and street cred together has me howling right now!

 

[Oil Olive]

healing barbie-chan

 

[McSneaks]

1. Chris had sex with a prostitute, Mia Hamm, before Barb.
2. Chris was in jail, not prison. He was not sentenced to any particular length of time in jail. He has not been convicted of incest.
3. Praetor exploits Chris and barely gives him any of the money earned from selling his art on Etsy.

1. I didn't say he had sex with one woman. I also didn't mention barb. I said he's had sex. But thanks for the 10 year old update? Hey have you ever heard of bluespike?????
2. He was sent to jail, completed his time and is out. Calm down nerd
3. I didn't mention selling art on etsy


Topic is most badass thing he's ever done not in the last year but thanks for the erm akshully dipshit lul

 

[goreconnoisseur420]

that time where he pretended to be a normal guy who was actually a troll the whole time