what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

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I miss vivitheg. I wonder where she is now?
she went to clyde cash's mansion to get knocked up and get on the dole but then she remembered she was not woman, but bear. she skinned herself to reveal her true identity, a grizzly bear, and sat in the center of the room for several hours until clyde came inside of her. He went "HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD VIVI-" and vivian gee attacked and ate clyde. then vivian went outside to let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept her away to her home planet of CWCville
 
the fact that he is still alive and not homeless is pretty impressive by itself
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Damn I have to admit that it's pretty badass to post a selfie like that and even use it as your FB profile pic.
 
When he told the father of his soon-to-be sweetheart that he "crossed the line" and if they were in the same room, he would've regretted that. I mean, you have to be gigachad to throw away the opportunity to bang some bitch just to tell her old man that you would beat his ass, ex-marine he or not, just because he called you "naive".
 
When BlueSpike told him to choose between JULAY and his PSN account. He picked JULAY, but then asked him to give his PSN account back. like a true winner at life!

Haven't seen any mention of him punching his PSEye and breaking it and yet still recording videos on it for weeks.
You know, I realized something. I thought he did it to strike fear into trolls, but then it hit me (no pun intended) - he believed that punch will somehow reach them through the video, like with CURSE-YE-HAME-HA.
 
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