what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

AllCISPeople said:
Have sex with the anima sex doll on camera and shout “JUULLAAAYY”
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Unironically the fact that Chris kind of owns it and qoutes it himself, and in doing so has completely shut down the weens in that regard, is kind of badass

Just the brazenness of not giving a fuck and not being embarrassed in the SLIGHTEST that thousands of random strangers have seen you have sex with a blow up doll and also suggesting to other strangers that they should watch it, is kind of badass. The cherry on top is that he's almost proud of it. Any other person would drop off the face of the earth if a video of them having sex with a blow-up doll was leaked online. But not Chris, he shouts "JULAYY" along with everyone else.

Or it could be that his Autism prevents him from having any awareness of how incredibly embarrassing the situation really is.
 
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DumbDude42 said:
being an open homophobe in his writings
my headcanon is that the entire trooning out shit is just overcompensation for that, a grotesque and disproportionate attempt to preemptively avoid accusations of bigotry
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I don’t give him credit for it (he was just cluelessly repeating whatever Bob said and went back on it just as fast - Chris doesn’t really have “ideas”), but by being homophobic and “bigoted” in general, Chris unintentionally kinda got one over on some of the trolls.

His bigotry made some of the worst users on the old CWCki forums - largely nobodies but also insiders like Cogsdev and Mew (lolcows in their own right, who became tranny SJWs later on) - genuinely butthurt. They’d go on autistic rants about how there was a moral imperative to troll Chris because of it, some of the worst a-logging ever seen. I think there were Hitler comparisons at points. Point is, for once it was Chris getting under the skin of autistic lolcows, even if he didn’t mean to.

Protip: Getting performatively mad online at Chris doesn’t hurt him or make him look worse - it makes you look like a faggot.
 
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That was so fucking based, that he wasn't able to top it since. I still wonder if he came up with this shit by himself or was incited by trolls.

Terrorist said:
Cogsdev and Mew (lolcows in their own right, who became tranny SJWs later on)
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You know, there was some series about the people, who were in Chrises life at some point, it was called "A water under a bridge" or something. It was pretty bad, because it was basically retelling of the events from CWCwiki, but I still wondered "damn, the series about the people like Mims or Megan or The Miscreants and how their lives were going after that and who they are beyond their interactions with Chris has some potential".
 
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TerrorSperg99 said:
Chris could probably get one of these groupies as a sweetheart if he wasn’t Such a sperg
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Chris couldn't get any of those people. He tried that over @TMG, which failed miserably. He's so weird and low functioning that he can't actually relate to anyone.
 
Terrorist said:
They’d go on autistic rants about how there was a moral imperative to troll Chris because of it, some of the worst a-logging ever seen. I think there were Hitler comparisons at points
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Well, there is a moral imperative to troll Chris, to get him to go to jail and out of the hands of his enablers once and for all.

And what Hitler did is in fact, potatoes, compared to what Chris does
 
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