what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

[Punished “Venom” pH]

Defying conformity and choosing to be an auteur, in spite of his talent, skills, best interests, hygiene, and good sense. It is a fact that there’s not anyone else responsible for where he is other than himself. I say there’s a kind of bravery to that. It’s why we’re all paying attention to him, isn’t it?

 

[Cupronickel]

When he tried to kiss Emily on the first date. Not really badass considering he's a sperg, but my beta ass surely couldn't do it.

 

[shadhardblogger19]

Him being a part of the 3GI movies.

 

[Just Dont]

Mass debating on the kitchen and then drinking Fanta is pretty BADASS.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Mass debating on the kitchen and then drinking Fanta is pretty BADASS.

In abstract terms, whacking his bent duck in the family kitchen was extremely risky and therefore inherently based.

 

[Male Idiot]

He was once an upright fag and darkie basher who proudly stood by his beliefs.
He did become famous and dared to give zero shits about his pride.

In his own way he is kind of inspiring in how much he only cares about having his way and letting nothing, not even that dirty jew Snyder, stop him.

 

[Haint]

Using a vehicle as Chris's solution for the jewish question

 

[Justanotherguy]

Write a great comic book

He has reached an audience most artists dream of.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

He did become famous and dared to give zero shits about his pride.

Lol no, the trolls with the best effort/reaction ratio were Liquid Chris and Alec, who were merely pretending to be better versions of Chris. He couldn't handle this, yet he could handle shoving a medallion up his ass.

 

[janoycresva]

Definitely when Chris dry shaved his goatee.

 

[Interchanger]

I think when he lifted that dog house... Didn't the think weigh like 50 pounds

 

[Knives Out]

"DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS"
Threatening Megan with rape instead of apologizing on behalf of "SHE CAME FOR CWC"
Using his pink-eye as a pick-up line
Managing to get banned from every public establishment in a 3 mile radius

 

[Vendetta]

I think when he lifted that dog house... Didn't the think weigh like 50 pounds

It weighed like five, ten tons. If I recall correctly.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

Using his pink-eye as a pick-up line
Managing to get banned from every public establishment in a 3 mile radius

Now that is classic Chris.

 

[Just Dont]

It weighed like five, ten tons. If I recall correctly.

I love Father Call.

I love how Chris equate losing his dog of old age to losing your mother to a terrorist attack.

 

[Shibaru]

those few months when chris drove a BMW Z3 were pretty cool

 

[Realistic]

Technically the most badass thing he ever did was go to jail (as a result of macing a GameStop employee which got him banned statewide) but he fucked that up by having his mom bail him out and getting put on a diversion program where he did no work to improve himself and somehow got all the charges dropped against all odds despite him being a massive failure with said diversion program.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Uhhh he basically made Jack Thaddeus look retarded and that's saying a lot about the guy as a troll. Especially this exchange:

Jack: "Mom and Dad don't give a shit about what you do with Sonichu!"
Chris: And then we realized that the e-mails from Mr. Mayamoto came from Mail.com, which is where anybody could pretend to be somebody else."
Jack: "Eh... Well... Miyamoto-"
Chris: "Of course, you know, my family is concerned for my safety, so there you go."
Jack: "Yeah, that's why they shelter you like you're a baby. You know what? My parents threw me out when I turned eighteen. You know why they threw me out?"
Chris: "Hmm... probably because they couldn't stand you?"

Probably the only documented occurence in christory where Chris actually owns someone pretty hard.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

somehow got all the charges dropped against all odds despite him being a massive failure with said diversion program.

Can you blame them? I can't blame anyone who doesn't want to deal with Chris and his bullshit.

Probably the only documented occurence in christory where Chris actually owns someone pretty hard.

Thaddeus then got his revenge with gay ADs, that got surprisingly deep under Chrises skin.

 

[Merried Senior Comic]

When he humped his PS3