what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

[BayView]

Don't know if this was mentioned before, but Chris attended his Aunt's funeral and then drove 800 miles to Cleveland for Julie while having the powers of ancestors and cherokee blood guide him to an old lady's home Julie

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Don't know if this was mentioned before, but Chris attended his Aunt's funeral and then drove 800 miles to Cleveland for Julie while having the powers of ancestors and cherokee blood guide him to an old lady's home Julie

Chris was motivated for china. And even if the whole point of that was to get Chris to waste his fucking gas and time making a useless interstate trip, he got long-distance driving experience and defied Bob/Barb for the first time. They threatened to kick him out if he ever did it again. Sadly it never happened cuz it would've been the best thing for him.

 

[BayView]

Chris was motivated for china. And even if the whole point of that was to get Chris to waste his fucking gas and time making a useless interstate trip, he got long-distance driving experience and defied Bob/Barb for the first time. They threatened to kick him out if he ever did it again. Sadly it never happened cuz it would've been the best thing for him.

But like you said, what was badass about it was chris left his house against his parents wish. He didn't even get into trouble along the way, only getting locked out of his car once. In a mumble chat about the event he himself said he enjoyed the trip even though the promise of china was false.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

But like you said, what was badass about it was chris left his house against his parents wish. He didn't even get into trouble along the way, only getting locked out of his car once. In a mumble chat about the event he himself said he enjoyed the trip even though the promise of china was false.

yeah and this is a guy who fucked up in every adult endeavor in his life due to his autism, and yet he was able to do what a lot of normal adults are reluctant to do. A LOT of my friends would never want to drive across several states. Chris should've been a trucker- he could make good money with zero social interaction, and hell, wearing diapers would be encouraged because of OTR travel and possible lack of pit stops

 

[The Booba Expert]

Probably said already but the most bad ass thing he has done is pepper spray someone at gamestop and get arrested for it. This was peak thug life Chris.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Chris was motivated for china. And even if the whole point of that was to get Chris to waste his fucking gas and time making a useless interstate trip, he got long-distance driving experience and defied Bob/Barb for the first time. They threatened to kick him out if he ever did it again. Sadly it never happened cuz it would've been the best thing for him.

For a guy who drives like an old lady, I'm surprised he didn't get in a car accident.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Probably him putting Jack Thaddeus in his place. Hilarious that a mong like Chris came out the winner against that annoying little faggot.

 

[Just Dont]

yeah and this is a guy who fucked up in every adult endeavor in his life due to his autism, and yet he was able to do what a lot of normal adults are reluctant to do. A LOT of my friends would never want to drive across several states. Chris should've been a trucker- he could make good money with zero social interaction, and hell, wearing diapers would be encouraged because of OTR travel and possible lack of pit stops

That's true. I hate driving and the prospect of driving several hundred miles scares the shit out of me.

The fact he just hopped in the car and drove to Ohio for JULAAAAAY is badass.

 

[UtadaWasabi2]

Drawing Obama paint the white house black comic.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Technically the most badass thing he ever did was go to jail (as a result of macing a GameStop employee which got him banned statewide) but he fucked that up by having his mom bail him out and getting put on a diversion program where he did no work to improve himself and somehow got all the charges dropped against all odds despite him being a massive failure with said diversion program.

DON'T CALL ANYBODY

 

[Cedric_Eff]

When Chris tried to act normal in that one video.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

The drive by macing at gamestop, also poll?

 

[Casual Garbage]

Most badass is when Chris took 5 minutes trying to open a pocket knife so he could pretend to slit the throat of an imaginary Clyde Cash.

 

[MartinLutherKang]

definitely macing the gamestop employee

 

[Cletus Kasady]

Drawing Obama paint the white house black comic.

Based

 

[The Crust]

Making various death threats in his comics by showing him beating and killing irl people he didn't like was pretty fucking hilarious AND badass B)

 

[ExtremeZapper]

Don't know if this was mentioned before, but Chris attended his Aunt's funeral and then drove 800 miles to Cleveland for Julie while having the powers of ancestors and cherokee blood guide him to an old lady's home Julie

That and when he returned he basically said "Well I had a nice time anyway". Either it's through stupid optimism or just stupidity in general, he shrugged off something that would normally break a person for weeks.

 

[5574]

i think it's genuinely badass that chris' body is so resilient it's capable of surviving shit like his un-clit. that would probably just straight up kill me if i tried that, his body is really strong

 

[GigaKike]

Winning the sperm race.

 

[FadeIntoBolivian]

every day chris survives at this point is an act of defiance. the way that chris evades or is unfazed by any consequences ever for his actions is usually reserved for star college athletes or the children of billionaires, but he's not even close to being anything like that. and if you ask me, that's pretty badass.