what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Winning the sperm race.

Reminder that Chris Chan managed to beat all of Bob's future scientist/engineer sperm.

 

[maguyver16]

Chris straight up gave someone IRL the "side-ho" offer. Could have himself a little femboy if he wanted.

Guess he's not as desperate after marrying Magi-Chan, so it's a step up.

 

[shadhardblogger19]

Drawing Obama paint the white house black comic.

That was a part of Sonichu 8.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

unintentionally gave us Kiwi Farms


that is badass

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

That time he smacked that guy's face...

...down monster card.

 

[mudwogg]

His failed "rescue attempt" on Julie which saw him wandering really far from home on his own.

 

[MartinLutherKang]

staying alive for as long as he has

 

[Jabroni]

His burn in the jack thadeus call was probably the only time he’s intentionally outwitted another human being, pretty badass by my account.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

I always thought it was badass when Christian shaved his face raw af with no shaving cream or water.

 

[StarDreamer2002]

The showdown with Mike Snyder.

 

[Rinny.]

Winning the sperm race

 

[Ken_Penders69]

murdering the asperpedia 4 violently and without mercy in sonichu #10

 

[A_Rotten_Sharwama]

Reminder that Chris Chan managed to beat all of Bob's future scientist/engineer sperm.

it's bold of you to assume the then 55 year old Bob and 40 year old barb could produce a normal embryo

 

[Coelacanth]

Somehow miraculously outrunning diabeetus for almost 40 years.

It'll catch up to him one day, but today is not that day.

 

[The Crust]

Taking a cease and desist from Coca-Cola instead of allowing homosexual ads

 

[Piss!]

Chris started out as a weird loser with delusions of grandeur, and is now a genuine celebrity with a legion of obsessives who catalog his every move and spread his fame far and wide across the Internet. He introduces himself now as "the creator of the world's most famous Sonic OC" and... it's true! People are willing to pay hundreds of dollars for official CWC merchandise.

When he told the first group of trolls, "You people are nothing without me."

Not to mention that the stuff Chris gets subjected to on a daily basis would completely shatter the mind of any normal person. Nearly all human contact he's had in the last decade has been part of an elaborate plan to fuck him over, or embarrass him on the internet, or extort money from him. He has to verify that his own relatives adding him on Facebook aren't trolls in disguise. Anyone who was sane would have eaten a bullet after the fifth girlfriend turned out to be a catfish, but Chris just keeps going.

 

[Just Dont]

Chris started out as a weird loser with delusions of grandeur, and is now a genuine celebrity with a legion of obsessives who catalog his every move and spread his fame far and wide across the Internet. He introduces himself now as "the creator of the world's most famous Sonic OC" and... it's true! People are willing to pay hundreds of dollars for official CWC merchandise.

Not to mention that the stuff Chris gets subjected to on a daily basis would completely shatter the mind of any normal person. Nearly all human contact he's had in the last decade has been part of an elaborate plan to fuck him over, or embarrass him on the internet, or extort money from him. He has to verify that his own relatives adding him on Facebook aren't trolls in disguise. Anyone who was sane would have eaten a bullet after the fifth girlfriend turned out to be a catfish, but Chris just keeps going.

I don't know if it's badass that he is mentally insane and broken by the internet. Like you say anyone normal would have necked it at this point, but his autism probably shield him from a lot of the realities he has to live.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Winning the sperm race

It's not much of a race when you're the only contestant and you have 3 tales. One of which is bent.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

and is now a genuine celebrity with a legion of obsessives who catalog his every move and spread his fame far and wide across the Internet.

I really hope you are meaning this in an ironic way. Otherwise, you are as self-aware as Chris himself.

His burn in the jack thadeus call was probably the only time he’s intentionally outwitted another human being, pretty badass by my account.

Can you even call it a burn, if Thadeus just said "well, yeah, I was an annoying little shit"? Before that he said that Vivian fucks him in the ass with a strap-on. If Chris didn't say that he was annoying little shit, Thadeus would've said it himself at some point.

 

[Piss!]

I really hope you are meaning this in an ironic way. Otherwise, you are as self-aware as Chris himself.

There's a 55-part documentary series about his life on YouTube and the latest video (released a couple weeks ago) currently has 141,000 views. There's also a website where someone has made a catalog of every shirt he owns, and cross-referenced them to each individual video he wears them in. If that isn't obsession, I don't know what is!

Figure 1: "Oh, yeah, we totally did this ironically, to show how much we don't care about him"