what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

chris fucking his mom and being proud of it.
also smiling in your mugshot is pretty badass really shows the judge and jury how happy he was to dicking deep into his mom. its almost as if he wanted everyone to know.
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I was hoping he'd sperg out and have a shootout with the police coming for him but he went calmly.

He raped his mom but I'll give him credit where credit is due, he's less of an autist than I thought.
 
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I'm watching the video of him being arrested while weird fuckin' spergs shout nonsense at him and the cops do their best to ignore said spergs. Chris was surprisingly calm about the whole thing, I suspect he believes nothing will happen to him due to his deranged CPU Goddess belief.

So I guess I'll say the most badass thing Chris has done is joke and laugh with the police as they prepare to put him in the back of a cop car.

What a fuckin' Chad
 
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Corpun said:
I was hoping he'd sperg out and have a shootout with the police coming for him but he went calmly.

He raped his mom but I'll give him credit where credit is due, he's less of an autist than I thought.
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Why would you need to fight the police when the merge is happening and Chris will soon ascend to being a true CPU Goddess?

I think people are underestimating just how fucked Chris' head is.
 
StraightShooter2 said:
He's only ever talked about doing "badass stuff" - IRL, he's never done jack.

Macing a poor employee with a pink mace canister? That's not badass, that's a bitch move.

Same with hitting Michael with his car (and allegedly Barb had something to do with that as well).

The closest I could think of is when he cut his "taint", and that's just more gross and disturbing than anything.
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Man the Gamestop macing. Simpler times.

I wonder if any kiwis pumped Gamestock stock
 
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kobebyarlant said:
Dabbing on his dad’s sexual prowess after fucking his mom.
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A pretty chad thing to do in all honesty.

Chris’s booking photos are also pretty badass, he’s up to his neck in legal trouble, about to face a possibly uncertain future in the prison industrial complex, but he’s just smiling like a Sped Capone, knowing he’s the Teflon tard.

Finally his arrest was also badass. Lots of people here and pretty much anyone on this twitter feed would have shit their pants faced with four cops about to Van you.

Chris? Cool as a cucumber, casually chatting with the cops and calmly answering the live-streaming speds who seemed way more unbalanced than he did.


Like an autistic butterfly, Chris ultimately shed his disgusting tranny cocoon, and came out in the last incarnation of him we will see: Chris-Chad!
 
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MarineTrainedTard said:
I'm watching the video of him being arrested while weird fuckin' spergs shout nonsense at him and the cops do their best to ignore said spergs. Chris was surprisingly calm about the whole thing, I suspect he believes nothing will happen to him due to his deranged CPU Goddess belief.

So I guess I'll say the most badass thing Chris has done is joke and laugh with the police as they prepare to put him in the back of a cop car.

What a fuckin' Chad
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Chris shouting that the merge is happening now while being arrested was pretty baller.
 
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Taking over the prison Blood set. Oh wait he didn't do that in this timeline yet. You people have no clue what you're in for.
 
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