What is the most based and heterosexual cookware?

[Betonhaus]

It's literally in the name. The most alpha of cookware.

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A dinner fork would be better then those.

 

[Susanna]

It's literally in the name. The most alpha of cookware.

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Are you sure they’re not just trying to sell mall ninja knuckle irons without a weapon license?
How would you even use those ridiculous things to grill meat?

 

[DankSmoker]

How would you even use those ridiculous things to grill meat?

By shoving your hands near the flame of course, nothing more appetizing than the scent of burnt knuckle hair.