What is the most evil farm animal?

[the despicable internet]

I need to know.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Cows.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

pigs are fuckin' evil. they will eat people (even if they're alive). I had a relative that was eaten alive by one. he had a heart attack, felled down, and the pigs went at him.

 

[Don Yagon]

Kiwi

 

[Fraiser crane]

Pigs
Hence the book animal farm

They will revert also within the same generation to boars

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Goats. They love nothing more than to catch you when your back is turned and ram you.

 

[King Fructose]

Slaves

 

[Shig O'nella]

Geese.

Niggers don't count, they're farm machinery.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

The RAGE PIG!!!
If you meet one you cant be sure if it is gonna RAPE you or EAT you....

 

[Lopt]

Horses, definitely. Demonic in nature.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Seconding geese.


Although....

 

[zero-who]

Goats. They are emissaries of Satan.
Sheep are the most Christlike farm animal and goats are their moral opposite.

 

[GorillaGhost]

Goats. They love ramming your behind.

 

[I am vomit]

Snowball obviously

 

[Sithis]

Gonna second goats. Most of the rest can be excused as just being stupid - cows are lumbering morons for example. Goats are malicious little bastards though.

 

[User names must be unique]

milkmaids.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Gonna second goats.

Same.

WTF is up with their eyes??

 

[Medical Hawaii]

Animal Farm made me distrustful/slightly fearful of pigs when I was a kid

 

[snailslime]

horses can be dicks

 

[Apochrypha]

I know some people keep turkeys on farms. Turkeys are fucking dicks. When I was a kid I helped work on a farm sanctuary that had like three of them, and everytime I'd come in to clean their stuff they'd nip at me and puff out their feathers like assholes. They also chase you (and probably have fun doing so). Learned that the hard way.