what is the most pedophile candy? - pedophiles are often out of touch with what kids are actually into

[A Gay Retard]

may I tempt you youngsters with a delicious Necco Wafer?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Specifically Tootsie pops.

They hand out Blow Pops if ya know what I mean.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I mean, seriously, there is no candy involved.

You tell them that there is candy, "What kind?" Just say whatever. M&M Skittles Hersheys WhatTheFuckEvers!

Then you get them in the back of your windowless van.

Then you teach them the 10 commandments and how to be a Christian.

Tell the kid to tell her friends about how cool strangers with candy are.

All the kids get candy. THE END

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

Mike's Hard Lemonade, apparently

 

[A-Stump]

 

[Jason Wynn]

 

[Quijibo69]

Bit o honey and Mary Jane

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

This one. Perfect for slowing down children when they complain about the intense heat in their mouth.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Fentanyl lolipops.

 

[Apis mellifera]

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I can see one being out of touch enough

I fucking love whoppers.

 

[SandyCat]

Nothing, because the candy in the back of the windowless van is always a lie