What is the nicest way to tell a child that you've never met before that Santa Claus isn't real?

[️ronic]

Asking for research.

 

[Soy Fed]

1. "It's like a bedtime story, but longer."
2. "it's to prepare you for government lies."
3. Break into their house dressed as Santa. Give them bad gifts and make them cry. Their parents will tell them Santa isn't real to make them feel better and it will be a good thing.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Don't send the kids to bed when you bring the presents. Easy.