What is the optimal method of coping and seething? - Asking for a friend

[Glad I couldn't help]

He's butthurt a lot.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

School Shooting

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Dilating

 

[Shidoen]

Have sex with your girlfriend so you won’t be so mad.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Make sure everyone online knows how much you are coping and seething.

 

[urr13 account]

Back in my day we would just go home and listen to a little band called Linkin Park

 

[murph]

You've got to dilate that pus hole, it's the source of your anger. The pain is weakness leaving your body. Do it harder.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Tweet constantly. Refer to Ethan Ralph for tips.
Bring two phones and a selfie stick to make sure you cope and seethe properly on vacation.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I don't cut off my dick all at once but I removed parts of it and then put it on a spoon and then freebase it no wait I'm sorry I'm thinking of my giant stash of methamphetamine crystals.

let me start over: what I actually do is freebase all of my methamphetamines and then cut off my dick

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Masturbating

 

[El Goblina]

First, wash thoroughly with soap. Next, dilate. This helps maximize cope and seethe. I recommend starting with the seethe. Transitioning to cope after has better emotional flow, IMO.

 

[MrTroll]

When I'm mad or frustrated about something, I like to create a KF sock account and randomly rate hundreds of posts as "dumb" or "autistic" until the mods disable that account's sticker privileges.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Hm, well I'd say the best method of coping is remembering that everyone will die one day and turn to dust exactly the same, from the richest men in the world to nameless hobos in the gutter, and thus nothing really matters.
It really helps to deal with the feelings of impotence and inferiority that comes with the figurative, and now sometimes literal, castration of modern society, such as when you're forced to allow yourself to be repeatedly harassed and pushed around by small shitty dogs that weigh one thirteenth of what you do with no real means of recourse.