What is the origin of your KF username?

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Mine is a reference to the big-ass arctic sea cannon from Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation. Also has one of the best OSTs in the game.
 
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Around the time I made my KF account, I was watching a game grumps video where they tried to remember the song "Old 45s" by Chromeo. I thought it was so funny, and I knew I needed an anonymous username here I don't use anywhere else, so I just went with Chromeo and snagged an album cover. "Put a record on," my little splash text, is from the Game Grumps video.

Though I do actually like Chromeo, and I've listened to more of their music since joining KF and being "Chromeo" here.
 
First name was just a random German word as place holder. Current name is bc I wanted something that
1) sounds like a regular real name like John Smith or so but
2) I also wanted it to be as bad, uninspired, cringe and stupid as possible and
3) it should be something that doesn't get me doxed.

I ended up with something Finnish bc I was listening to Impaled Nazarene (Finnish Black Metal band) when I came up with the name.

Onni is a Finnish male name, Kalsarikännit means "drinking alone at home in your underwear". So if you google my username you end up with results in Finnish which is unreadable for most normal people, you get a lot of shitty memes bc of the kalsarikännit and if there is any other real person out there who uses the same name on Facebook or so people will fuck with the wrong person instead of me.
Sorry in advantage to any random person who might get fucked with bc of my shit here.
 
A fat asian genderspecial who's "gender" changed with her mood flipped out at me on the Faceyspace several years ago and it was one of my first major redpills from the people of gender. If she was favorable towards you, you could call her by any pronoun anytime. If she was pissed at you or just didn't like you, you were an evil prick for misgendering her no matter what you called her, no matter what someone else had just called her, no matter how she was dressed that day. She declared that I was "assaulting her with nonconsentual pronouns", using that specific language, misspelling and all, to unironically compare what I was supposedly doing wrong to actual rape.

She was always one of those incredibly sheltered chicks who's mind couldn't even begin to comprehend the severity of sexual abuse or assault, and she's one of those types who'd squeal with joy over rape yaoi where the victim eventually gives into his rapist because she thinks it's cute and romantic. She'd also gone to absolute war against another girl for the crime of being sexually assaulted by a guy she was attracted to. She didn't try to wreck his victim because she thought the other girl was lying, she was upset because she was jealous of her and "felt betrayed" by her for "having sex" with the rapist who everyone knew the psycho was into for a long time. The kind of people who'd stayed friends with her after that were all psychopaths who mostly went genderspecial themselves. Shocking, I know.

I owe tribute to that early redpill that has stuck in my mind, and that psychopath deserves to be remembered as my first personal horrorcow.
 
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I've seen where the world and society was heading for some time and made a username that seemed memorable and invoked my feelings about things. People used to call me a doomer regularly around here for years, but I haven't heard that in a long time because things have gotten so crazy, most people seem to implicitly agree with me now. I knew, and know, that far-left politics is in its ascendancy, and I've known it for awhile. You follow the cultural trends and ponder the social tranmission of this shit and the lack of any real solid counter-narratives in the public square... but, shit is just getting weirder than even I thought. Drag for kids?
 
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I knew, and know, that far-left politics is in its ascendancy, and I've known it for awhile.
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Imagine being left most of your life and then you're like well wait a second this is going too far, and wait, fuck, this is actually crazy, and then, wait, what, this is actually fucking EVIL. Left to "literal Nazi" in less than a decade without changing a single opinion (well other than about troons).
 
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Imagine being left most of your life and then you're like well wait a second this is going too far, and wait, fuck, this is actually crazy, and then, wait, what, this is actually fucking EVIL. Left to "literal Nazi" in less than a decade without changing a single opinion (well other than about troons).
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Are you sure that your opinions about troons are actually changed, or is it that troons are a new thing and different from trannies?
 
I was trying to think of a username different from anything I'd ever used, and for some reason all I could think of was "haha gun shoot really fast".
 
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I couldn't use my go-to username because it's too personally identifying. So I put the word 'Sperg' into ROT-13 and went with it.
 
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