Great Auks are objectively the grandest achievement this great Earth has birthed and I can only hope scientists manage to bring them back from extinction, then we can nuke Scandinavia in repentance for our sins
I had a cat named Bob. I also had a 2 year old. One day my kid came running to me, really concerned and said " I broke Bob! ". Then he held up a whisker from Bob.
(Bob got extra treats and love and forgave my son. My son was just a baby and did not mean to hurt him. He loved Bob and he was upset that he hurt him).
The Blue Oyster Cult song “Veteran of the Psychic Wars.” I’m not a vet of anything, so it’s “civilian,” and I’ve liked to watch fandoms sperg out for a long time, so it’s “fandom wars.”
A reference to Splatoon (you're a kid you're a squid), as the lolcow I joined up for, idislikecispeople, had a Splatoon avatar at the time and I honestly didn't know what else to call myself.