What is the origin of your KF username?

[Bender]

Bender's the best guy on Futurama, and I'm the best guy on the Kiwi Farms, it just made sense, tbh.

 

[Baguette Child]

On every level except physical, I am a loaf of french bread.

I think I've known this, spiritually, since I was a small child. I'm currently in talks with a doctor in Sweden to replace my hands and feet with high quality slices of rye, in order to help me live the life I was meant to have.

 

[Bender]

On every level except physical, I am a loaf of french bread.

I think I've known this, spiritually, since I was a small child. I'm currently in talks with a doctor in Sweden to replace my hands and feet with high quality slices of rye, in order to help me live the life I was meant to have.

wtf did i just read?

 

[Red Sun]

Red Sun is an excellent song from the worst boss fight (against the best character) in the best video game ever created.

On every level except physical, I am a loaf of french bread.

I think I've known this, spiritually, since I was a small child. I'm currently in talks with a doctor in Sweden to replace my hands and feet with high quality slices of rye, in order to help me live the life I was meant to have.

Your doctor needs to be careful. Any medical professional knows that a patient can't truly consent to being a loaf of bread.

 

[HumanHive]

I didn't choose the tankie life. The tankie life chose me.

 

[Pitere pit]

I was listening music at the time I created my account. Here is the song:

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I mishmashed nicknames of my favorite lolcows at the time. Half of them I barely follow anymore.

 

[Liber Pater]

The populist Roman god of wine, liberty, virility and free speech. Seemed fitting based on my first impressions of the site.
Also the name of a $30-40,000+ Bordeaux wine, which is rather ironic given Liber Pater's origin as a patron god of the plebeians.

 

[Cod of War]

Ready for some mind-blowing shit. God of War but change the G.

You may close your mouths now.

 

[stinky lush bath soap]

My flat smells like stinky lush bath soap so the name was a clear winner.

 

[Hate]

Me not liking stuff

 

[SiggyB]

Shortened down version of my Planetside 2 alt account

 

[Brain Power]

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U-
JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A-
E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

 

[Wonderful Id]

There's the Id, Ego, and Super Ego. Anyone wanna guess which one I find to be most "wonderful"?

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

Whilst researching Alpaca dick size and vaginoplastys I came across the term.

 

[Shield Breaker]

From a book series I read as a kid.

 

[Spamy the Bot]

I needed a name, and considering I know I won't be able to contribute properly to the discussion having one based on "spam bot" is fitting.

 

[Niggaplease]

my ex's insane obession with me fucking a few black guys in college. I know he follows me on hells half acre so it's my aim to be as infuriating as possible, as he dmed on other social media telling me what lolcowss he wants to fuck.

 

[the clap]

I like women who aren't clean, and sometimes they like me

 

[gh0stzero]

There was a YouTube video that had a bunch of techno songs just called tripmix I had it bookmarked and it got me through a lot of shit.

My first laptop had a HDD failure and I have not been able to find that tripmix video since.

Feels bad